30 Daly City, United States
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My self-summary
I get the sense I'm entering the "next phase" of my life, which is to say I feel like I've wasted my youth. I'm not dealing with turning 30 well.

I blag a bit:

I am polyamorous. This means I can and will pursue multiple relationships. It's not for everyone. It may not be for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Hacking on operating systems for pay. Occasionally other stuff for fun. Growing increasingly frustrated with how poor the median person's reasoning skills are. Trying to check my cognitive biases.
I’m really good at
I'm hysterically funny >:|
The first things people usually notice about me
Is he... talking to himself?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Les Miserables
Snow Crash

The Royal Tennenbaums
A Clockwork Orange

A chaotic mish-mash. I know everyone says they're "eclectic," but seriously I'll answer this a different way every time.

Anything with duck meat
The six things I could never do without
Six tongue depressors. Made of pine, not balsa. Its very important that they be pine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Efficient data structures for storing data keyed on intervals.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home coding or out drinking. Probably both at intervals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm ticklish. Really bad. It is not okay to test this.
You should message me if
You want to fight to repress the instinct to protect your cherished beliefs together.