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My self-summary
If the words "experimental music in a warehouse gallery" pique your interest in any way, you should probably message me. (conversely, if they don't interest you, you probably shouldn't message me because i'm almost certainly going to immediately invite you to an experimental music show in a warehouse gallery)

I spend my time booking/promoting/running shows, meeting animals, trying on pretty clothes and then never wearing them out (getting better), identifying spiders, and creating/listening to all manner of horrible and/or interesting sounds.

I'm dating a person but they're cool, you'll like 'em, let's hang out
What I’m doing with my life
Making awful sounds. let's get together and make shit.

I also also spend a lot of time identifying bugs and talking about bugs, I like bugs send me pictures of bugs
I’m really good at
Identifying arthropods. Show me a picture of a bug and I'll tell you what it is.

Seriously send me pictures of bugs
The first things people usually notice about me
"hello ma'am oh uh whoops i'm sorry sir"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Illuminatus! Trilogy blew my mind as a teenager, Breakfast of Champions blew my mind as an adult.

Movies: I like dark philosophical movies, queer cinema, and painfully bleak German art films. I really want to watch more movies with people, please suggest some

Music: Here's the obligatory giant block of bands: Sufjan Stevens, Velvet Underground, Patrick Wolf, OK Go, Venetian Snares, Silver Apples, Suicide, Bauhaus, Adam Ant, the Pet Shop boys, The Pixies, King Crimson, Gorillaz, Syd Barrett, CVRCHES, Purity Ring, iamamiwhoami, Marina and the Diamonds, Antony and the Johnsons, Peaches, Saul Williams, le1f, Kendrick Lamar, Run the Jewels. Lately I've been really into smart/political/angry/queer hip hop which I know is an incredibly white thing to be "into."

I know you roll your eyes when i say "music is my life," but I spend literally all my free time at local underground/experimental music shows, so I feel I have to be up front and disclose that music is, in fact, my life.

Food: i'm tryna be vegan let's fight about it
The six things I could never do without
1. noise
2. art that is actively antagonistic towards its audience (both experiencing and creating it)
3. scrap metal
4. my cybernetic eye.
5. cute nail polish
6. arthropods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that life named itself life, and then decided that it is more important than not-life, and then one kind of life named itself humans and decided that it is more important than all the other kinds of life, and then humans scooped up a bunch of not-life and formed it into all these boxes of varying sizes and then lived in the boxes, and they found all these ways that certain kinds of not-life interact to cause explosions or electricity or light so they made boxes that move life around between other boxes and they made lights that move in such a way as to create an illusion of life and then most of them stared at these moving lights for most of their short existence, and they made things that keep life alive and they made things that make life dead, and none of it was really planned, it's all just a sequence of completely random chemical interactions following the arbitrary rules of the universe which happen to lead to certain structures being created, and some of those structures are planets and some of them are stars and some of them are trees and some of them are buildings and some of them are space shuttles and some of them are computers and some of them are buttplugs and it's all the exact same process that leads to everything, and for some reason people think that some things are right and some things are wrong, but the people who think that are still just an element of the same universal processes that have been going on for 14 billion years and will go on after every trace of life is gone, and being completely aware of all this and writing this exact sentence right now is still just an instance of the same meaningless universal processes, and no decision you make is any different than a rock's decision to stop rolling when it reaches the bottom of a hill, or hydrogen's decision to bind with oxygen, or any other physical law of the universe because that is all there is. So, like, what the hell.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a noise show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't floss.
You should message me if
You want to go to an experimental music show or an art gallery opening or a similar pretentious artsy hipster event (honestly I don't even remember how to socialize outside of arts events so that is pretty much the only way to catch me in the wild)

You're vegan AND queer holy shit

You wanna talk Steven Universe theories

You want to talk about bugs, or you have a question about a bug or you've seen a bug and you want to know what kind of bug it is.

You're fine with dating someone who is already dating someone who is fine with me dating someone.