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My self-summary
First things first I guess. I am a nerd, dork, geek; whatever term you choose for those who enjoy Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, video games, reading, and writing. :3
My life is kinda, not a mess per se, but is definitely not normal. I work the graveyard shift as Security Guard (more on that later) so that is a thing.
I don't know what else to put here, just, ya know, message me and whatnot.
Let's be honest here, I'm really only for friends. I mean if something really genuine happens I am not opposed, but it is not my primary objective.

I have memes for every occasion, if that is what you are into.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a security guard at one of the Sephora (yes, make-up, something that I have no clue about...) distribution centers in my general area. I am a Lieutenant, so naturally that entails lots of paperwork. Don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoy my job; it of course is a plus that I work overnights. I am a nocturnal person. However, I don't get to have much of a social life. I work pretty much every night of the week. Such fun, right?
I’m really good at
Well, I am a fairly decent at building deck for the card game, Magic the Gathering. I specialize in playing Black and Blue; running my "Death and Taxes" commander deck. I also run a "Little White Weenies" deck, a mono-white deck that is a token factory.
I like to think I am good at writing. l mostly i write fantasy stories, and character back stories; but, ya know, hobbies and stuff.
I am fairly OK at video games, I am a very avid gamer.
I am not good at wording things so that I do not sound pretentious.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't. I often slip right under people's radar, which I am OK with. But, if they do notice me; it is my hair that get's some people. I have been wearing it long for a several years now. It is not always well kept, but I am working on it.
I guess people think the way I stand is a confident stance, and for whatever reason (I guess my candor, and how I wear my short comings as armor, so to speak, and probably a few other things) people think I am cool? I don't understand that. I have never been "cool" in my life. Aside from always being (physically) cold, lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pretty much this is all a big eclectic mess...
Books (I am also going to include manga): BattleTech, Battle Royale, Inheritance Saga, Harry Potter, Akame ga Kill, Ranma 1/2, Eureka seveN, Loveless, etc
Music: Halestorm, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, Aurelio Voltaire, Gypsyhawk, Alestorm, Daft Punk, Eyeshine, Isenmore, Aether Realm, Disturbed, My Chemical Romance, The Pretty Reckless, etc. (No rap or R&B; except for very few exceptions)
Shows: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Angry Beavers, Doctor Who, My Little Pony: FiM, The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Chowder, RWBY, Game of Thrones, Cosmos (the new one with Neill De Grasse Tyson), A Series of Unfortunate Events, Ranma 1/2, Eureka seveN, Saga of Tanya the Evil, etc.
Movies: The Princess Bride, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of Rings, The Hobbit trilogy, The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Every Studio Ghibli film that I have seen,
Food: Pineapple pizza (fite me, lol), ramen, chicken, spaghetti, stroganoff, actually I'll try just about everything.
Games: Magic: the Gathering, Destiny, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 1 & 2, Assassin's Creed (All of them but 3 is the weakest), Mass Effect, The Division, Halo, Rock Band, Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, Rune Factory 2 & 4, etc.
Six things I could never do without
I am going to exclude the obvious of food, water, etc.
1. Music
2. My Friends
3. Netflix/YouTube/Crunchy Roll
4. Video Games
5. A pencil and paper, in some some form or another
6. Personal space
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Typically I am thinking of a zillion things at once.
Character backstories, and Dungeons and Dragon campaigns (present and future) tend to be the things on the fore front of my mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work Fridays; I work the graveyard shift at a Sephora distribution center. But before I go into work I am playing games or watching stuff on Netflix/YouTube/Crunchy roll. Clearly, I live the life of a party animal. ;P
You should message me if
--if you are geeky, or don't mind it.
--If you are OK with late night/early morning conversations.
--Look I apologize if my first message to you seems off. I'm not so good at initiating first contact.
--If you read this all the way through write "I did the thing" in your message to me.

--If you are gonna "like," me, don't. Unless you will do me the courtesy of sending a message. I don't bite...hard...
--If sex is going to be your main thing, DO NOT bother, I mean it.
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