When I walk by, homeless people give money to me.
I've only ever been dealt a fatal blow...twice, and I never fly like a bird, except on Thursdays.
I wear shoes on a daily basis, and usually I wear a shirt too. It's been debated many times, but I really did invent the question mark.
I refuse to use Twitter, but I DO walk around shouting out lines of 160 characters.
Once upon a time, I worked for Google. They got sick of the doodles I made, so they had to let me go. Since then, I've moved on to a new, illustrious career in underwater basket weaving.
I love to travel, but only to the mall, and the outdoors are fantastic, as long as there are buildings around.
A dog wasn't quite cool enough for me, so I adopted a wolf, and I love to exercise, but only when I'm jogging in place.
Now, if there's anything else, feel free to ask. I'm extremely willing to talk, especially on Tuesdays.