30Boulder, United States
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My self-summary
Instead of the Kool-Aid, I drink coffee.

When I walk by, homeless people give money to me.

I've only ever been dealt a fatal blow...twice, and I never fly like a bird, except on Thursdays.

I wear shoes on a daily basis, and usually I wear a shirt too.

It's been debated many times, but I really did invent the question mark.

I refuse to use Twitter, but I DO walk around shouting out lines of 160 characters.

Once upon a time, I worked for Google. They got sick of the doodles I made, so they had to let me go.

Since then, I've moved on to a new, illustrious career in underwater basket weaving.

I love to travel, but only to the mall, and the outdoors are fantastic, as long as there are buildings around.

I recently went into management...of doggie day care, and a dog wasn't quite cool enough for me, so I adopted a wolf.

I love to exercise by jogging in place, and I enjoy swimming in my bathtub.

Now, if there's anything else, feel free to ask. I'm willing to talk, especially on Tuesdays.
What I’m doing with my life
Something awesome.
Six things I could never do without
My friends and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
On a date, with you.
You should message me if
You're well read, you've travelled, and you like swimming,
The two of us