swimorsinka
29 Boulder, United States
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My self-summary
Currently posing as a professional adult. I pay my own bills, I do my own laundry, and sometimes I cook my own food.

I refuse to wear hair gel.

My best qualities are casual sarcasm and always pretending you're funny.

Your best qualities should include showering me with complements and discussing the finer points of Mean Girls.

I like all the usual Colorado things:
* Lots of exercise
* Sunshine and mountains
* Driving slowly
* Complaining about California people who move here.

I like dogs, cats, wolves, koalas, elephants, and giant pandas.

I know all the clichés of online dating, so on our first date, I'll try not to be 20 years older than I say I am, and you should try not to be 300 pounds heavier than your pictures.

Message me if you know how to read, you're okay at math, and you aren't a crazy cat lady.
What I’m doing with my life
Something awesome.
The six things I could never do without
My friends and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Meditating.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a date, with you.
You should message me if
You're well read, you've travelled, and you like swimming,
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