samagwire
27 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

I'm a nice guy and I don't finish last. I'm funny, weird, goofy, and not only do I always have a smile on my face, but I make sure to bring a smile to the faces of those around me. I absolutely love the Cubs, Colts, Blackhawks, Nebraska Football, and Indiana Basketball. I really enjoy spending time on the golf course or the tennis court in the summer. I love learning new and random facts and I listen to almost all the NPR podcasts. I'm an open book and I never lay judgement on anyone for the way they look, act, or for what they believe in.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the Cubs and I am fulfilling my dreams.
I’m really good at
Making spaghetti (Really. It might change your life)
Finding parking spots in non-permit zones
Solving Rubix Cubes
Dancing
Tennis and Golf
Catchphrase
Neil Diamond and Elton John Karaoke
Guessing what people sound like before I hear them talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
My curls
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm sure you are tired of reading about peoples favorite books and music and blah blahhh blahhhh... (You can learn these about me if we ever chat)

So here are some non traditional favorites of mine:

Favorite Painter - Norman Rockwell

Favorite Cartoonist - Charles Shultz

Most Interesting Historical Event - Assassination of JFK

Favorite Writing Utensil - Ticonderoga Pencil

Most Peaceful Thing To Do - Lay on my roof and watch thunderstorms roll in

Favorite Thing About My Mom - Her Laugh

Favorite Thing About My Dad - His Music
The six things I could never do without
Faith
Family
Friends
Google
Sense of Humor
Stories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I was taught cursive in elementary school.
On a typical Friday night I am
Celebrating the weekend with friends, exploring a new part of the city, or just relaxing at home and trying to cook something new.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
You should message me if
you can write a clever haiku about yourself.

P.S. If you had to google haiku then we can just cut right to this "It's not you it's me. We should see other people. This was a haiku."
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