Welcome to my profile. Come on in. Have a seat. Can I get you something to drink?
Hmm... what can I tell you about me that doesn't sound like
a) a social resume
b) a narcissistic memo
c) a multiple choice test
How about I default to a survey format:
Personality: Witty. Good listener. Laid-back. Pragmatic. Logical. Social, but I love quiet time as well.
Skills: Laughing. Swimming (synchronized, back in the day). Teaching. Grammar. Teaching grammar. Word play. Tripping over own feet. Shooting pool.
Job: Yes. Pays the bills. Inspires frequently. Frustrates more so. Spent the last 10 years devoting myself to teaching. Now trying to work to live instead.
Free time: Often- Movies. Gym. Dinners out. Reading. Not often enough - Improv. Theater. Dancing. Board Games. Euchre. Love to host parties. Acting - short film projects. Learning to play the guitar. Writing songs.
Travel: Yes, please. Favorite place so far - Costa Rica. Yet to go: Fiji, Thailand
Random: I have my own pool cue. Her name is Queen Latifah.
... you agree that funny is sexy.
... you like to travel and experience different cultures.
... you think about messaging me. Just do it.