30 Melville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm addicted to fun, no matter where or when. Laughing is just the greatest feeling so I'm always joking or being sarcastic or just making the most of everything. My family is such a huge thing for me, especially my little brothers who I am obsessed with. I really like being in their lives and I will continue to teach them all of the worst things.

I'm a man's man. I'm a sports nut, I love every sport and I finally picked up golf but think it would be more fun if you could tackle the other guy. I'm REALLY into football which means at some point during the weekend from September-February, I'll be somewhere watching a game.

I love to travel, it feels like I've been everywhere but NOT EVEN CLOSE. I'm dying to go to so many places. To hit all of the places I want to go to in Europe I would need a year. If anyone has been to Brazil, you HAVE to message me!

If my life were a book/movie, it would be a roller coaster of emotions. You'll laugh at my stories, you'll cry at my pain, you'll get really mad at some things and you'll take inspiration from others.

I refuse to touch things that are hot, hate burns. Snakes scare the hell out of me and I have a ton street cred, I also dominate at catch phrase.

Disclaimer: I'm more than willing to wash dishes and carry in the groceries but I won't put them away. Sorry!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an ingredients expert!

I buy and sell ingredients that go into health, nutrition, beauty and cosmetic products.
I’m really good at
Keeping secrets, peer pressure, motivating, coaching kids, hardwork, coming up with ideas for stupid tv shows, inappropriate jokes and talking to strangers. Texting while driving. Filling out birthday card and writing e-mails.

I also know so much useless information. Mostly sports and some weird things here and there that just pop up in conversation through out the day. It's amazing how frequently these things come up.

I'm the greatest big brother around (ask about me) so I have to be a good role model for my boys, so I'm good at that too!

I am a pro at telling stories. I have so many good ones and some of them mix well with wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes, fo sho.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, The Art of War, a bunch of books about sports.

Movies- COMEDIES! SuperBad, Wedding Crashers, Goodfellas, The Town, The Departed, The Fighter, Beer League, Gladiator, Any Given Sunday, Scarface.

TV- I'm a tv junkie. Like alot of shows and couldn't make it happen without DVR or Netflix. Lost, White Collar, Dexter, Family Guy, Curb, Entourage, Weeds, Sportscenter, any sports show in general, UFC, X-Factor, Modern Family, 30 Rock, American Dad, Blue Mountain State, The League, Archer. I can also watch hours and hours of documentaries about ridiculous things.

Music- Have serious music phases. Sometimes I'm on rock, sometimes it's rap, once it was country. My iPod has been mostly hip hop, rap, R&B, up and coming singer songwriters, techno, trance, and dubstep.

Also have a secret workout mix.
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick, my brothers, sports, sushi, sour candy, DVR
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sports, vacations, my brothers, jumping out of an airplane, writing dope raps, zombie apocalypse, if I remembered to set the dvr and what I'm having for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing typical about my Fridays. I'm usually pooped from work and I'm the ultimate nap and rally person. The weekend is the only time I have to let loose and enjoy time away from my desk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I crack myself up, constantly.
You should message me if
You like to laugh, do fun things, travel, appreciate your family, go out to eat. Also, if you like any sports or if you have a good joke. I'm a member of the spelling police so watch out!

Also message me if you have motivation, drive, and/or ambition. Thing those are really great qualities in a person and would love to meet more people who do.