33Melbourne, United States
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My self-summary
I listen to music based on my mood. I create art based on my feelings. I try to have fun with whatever it is I'm doing. Me and the sun are close friends. Roller coasters are awesome. I dish it out and can take it; so should you. Don't be shorter than me. I love listening to the blues when I cook dinner. Someday I will lick Jack White (not Jack Black). I'm a professional mommy. I rarely watch TV, unless its funny or a train wreck. I kick butt at Chutes and Ladders. Sometimes I'm random. Your not allowed to whine more than me. Chivalry is not dead. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I eat peanut butter out of the jar, sometimes with my finger. I enjoy intelligent conversations. Lazy Sunday's are necessary. I know I cant sing, but I do it anyway. I belch louder than a fratboy at a kegger. I eat just the legs of crabs. Oooo shiny. I have an addiction to chapstick. Sometimes I think I can dance. Don't lie to make yourself seem cool. I try to try new things. My favorite flowers are tiger lilies. I say whats on my mind- sometimes resulting in accidental interruptions. Hockey and football fan. I do the Dew. I enjoy working out to punk-hardcore if Im blowing off steam. I love being scared. Ice cream is dinner (so is cereal.) I dislike being called "cutie" Only real horror films should exist. I like my men like I like my beer, tall and slightly pale. My toes are cold. Knowing is half the battle. I love the beach. Don't ruin surprises. I prefer men who have nice hair. My favorite color is pink. I'd rather go camping. I play air guitar, but I'm not very good yet, I'm still taking lessons. I prefer Harley's. You cant spend more time getting ready than I do. Don't be up my ass, unless your invited. Am I racist if I don't realize what I said was wrong? I heart moshing. I want to hump Daniel Tosh's leg, just his leg though. Nerds with tattoos are a weakness of mine. What's the point of having cake if you can't eat it too?
What I’m doing with my life
I live in a van down by the river.
I’m really good at
being gangster.
The first things people usually notice about me
my animal magnetism.
Six things I could never do without
tooth brush
some kind of communication device
reeses peanut butter cups
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
At the porn store....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im a super hero.
You should message me if
you have more to say than "hey" or some generic comment about my looks. No stage 5 clingers please, you guys are annoying.
The two of us