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My self-summary
Hello there! I find it rather difficult and strange to describe the last 24 years of life life. But here goes nothing!

I recently moved to NYC in August and I'm still trying to get to know the area. Looking for a new adventure and snuggle buddy.

I'm from Southern California and went to college in Rhode Island. Currently, I'm pursuing a doctorate in biology. Yes I know, super nerdy.

I'm sarcastic as hell (hence the username), and would love to sass you on a date or an adventure. I'm also very outgoing (OKC agrees) and very extroverted.

My mom said I should date someone kind, sweet, and most importantly, funny. My parents have been married for 25 years, so I think she did something right.

While likes are nice, please message me too. I don't bite (partly a lie) 😊 looking for something serious-- no hook ups please. I actually want a connection with someone. (Shocker, I know!!)
What I’m doing with my life
On the prowl for the best breakfast joint in town. I LOVE breakfast food! Help a girl out.

Since I'm new to the city, I'm always trying to find a new place to explore. Let's go on an adventure and start crossing places off our bucket lists.
I’m really good at
Over thinking
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people say I have a nice smile and a big laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I try to watch all of the Oscar nominated movies and love doing it.

Shows: Game of Thrones (duh), Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Dexter, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Parenthood, Orange is the New Black, Mad Men....ya know, the good ones.

Music: I've been listening to radio channels on Spotify because I need new stuff. Send me suggestions.

Food: Anything! Especially food with cheese!
Six things I could never do without
Adorable animals- I feel like this one is a no brainer, who doesn't like cute animals?
My family- we are incredibly close and talk to them all the time
Laughter- I love to laugh and be silly
Friends- I am really close to my friends and I am most myself when I'm with them. Just looking for a guy who makes me feel the same way!
The beach- still need to try beaches in NYC, who's in?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think a lot about my future and what I want to do when I "grow up".

How come dating is so difficult in NYC? I just want to date a nice human. Is that so hard?

Feminism and racism--how can I help make the world a more equal place?
On a typical Friday night I am
Why lie? Usually on Friday nights I get in my pajamas, cook something delicious, and hangout at home. But other times, I'll go to a show, check out a new restaurant, or go dancing with my friends.
You should message me if
You have ambition and care about your career yet still have time to date. You love animals and you like (or can tolerate) cats, love your family, don't want to play games, and are looking for a real connection.

Feminists please message me!! Trump supporters need not apply.

No smokers please!
The two of us