When I'm not being berated, I spend my free time walking places, working through my reading backlog, writing, and doing stuff with pals, which includes but is not limited to: getting beers, getting a little high, getting whooped at trivia night, and getting a sunburn at the beach.
Being diplomatic when shit hits the fan
Showing up on time because I walk very quick
Tripping over uneven sidewalks (and even sidewalks, who am I kidding)
Recalling inane facts about Godzilla film lore (if you know where to find a decent torrent of the latest film with English subtitles, hit me up)
Just kidding, it probably is.
I try not to let it define me.
The fastest way to my heart is with a pack of peanut M&Ms, but peanut butter on toast with a cup of coffee will work too.
Oh, and I've seen Iron Maiden five times and have their mascot tattoo'd on my arm. So there's that.
Butts (all of 'em)