eggs_for_lays
35London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
A while ago my friend bought me a cactus. Sadly, it died and I was like 'Dayummm, I'm less nurturing than the desert'

What do you feel like eating right now?

I'm a gentleman (I'm talking some Mr Darcy level ish), smart (what's the capital of Botswana?) and inquisitive (let's look up the capital of Botswana). Also woke as 😳

I know you're looking at my photos and trying to work it out but let me reassure you that I am, in fact, a looker*

*I look at stuff

I'm a Londoner, History lover, avid reader & a comedy nerd eating my way through life's problems. I work in Health Informatics - currently I'm leading a project to make more money for children's healthcare*

*Gosh, you're calling me a hero because of work with children's healthcare? That's so nice of you to say! 😛

I don't have a type - other than a woman (sorry to be so heteronormative!) and I am hoping to form a couple everyone ships
What I’m doing with my life
I work in Health Informatics - currently I'm leading a project to make more money for children's healthcare.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Spouting (un)interesting facts and precedents from history
Metabolising stuff I consume
Smelling nice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV...I love (comedy) TV!

Arrested Development is everything.
Rick and Morty, Parks and Recreation, The Office (US), Veep, Silicon Valley, Bob's Burgers, Flight of the Conchords, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Bojack Horseman, 30 Rock, Community, early (Conan era) Simpsons, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Master of None, The Birthday Boys, Mr Show, Thick of It,

Some dramas I guess - Orange Is The New Black, Breaking Bad, The Wire, The Leftovers, Better Call Saul
Six things I could never do without
I simply could not live without the ability to do simple arithmetic. After that, I dunno, 6 other things I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
happy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a pretty open person, so just ask me Ok(Cupid)?
You should message me if
Forget ifs! You SHOULD message me
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