sawyouinthemall
31 Emeryville, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Dylan. I have two dogs, a job, and a sense of humor. Looking to meet fun, emotionally intelligent people. I'd like to think I'm a feminist ally. Looking for new and amazing experiences. Most of my early life was pretty mundane, really open to new things right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, caring for my dogs, and as much netflix as I can consume. Recommitting to health and exercise.
I’m really good at
making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
my glasses, my hair, or my tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love Vonnegut
Love Sedaris
Love comedy in film, television, sketch, standup, whatever

Would die happy from sushi induced mercury poisoning
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Tears
Books
My dogs
Friendship
Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, dumb hashtags, injustice, my dogs' well being, my own well being, how to be a better person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cuddling hard with the aforementioned dogs.
You should message me if
You like dogs, bikes, hip-hop, standup comedy, and relaxing.

If you believe in the concept of "real men" and/or "real women", you can miss me with that shit.
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