32 Emeryville, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Dylan. I have two dogs, a job, and a sense of humor. Looking to meet fun, emotionally intelligent people. I'd like to think I'm a feminist ally. Looking for new and amazing experiences.
What I’m doing with my life
Going back to school for writing, caring for my dogs, and as much netflix as I can consume. Staying healthy and exercising.
I’m really good at
making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses, hair, tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love Vonnegut
Love Sedaris
Love comedy in film, television, sketch, standup, whatever

Would die happy from sushi induced mercury poisoning
The six things I could never do without
My dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, dumb hashtags, injustice, my dogs' well being, my own well being, how to be a better person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cuddling hard with the aforementioned dogs.
You should message me if
You like dogs, bikes, hip-hop, standup comedy, and relaxing.

If you believe in the concept of "real men" and/or "real women", you can miss me with that shit.