What am I looking for? The short version is one (just one!) reason to unsubscribe from this website and give up dating for good. The long version is I’m crazy attracted to the four “C’s” - confidence, classiness, culturedness and confidence (did I mention confidence?) mixed with healthy side orders of the two “I’s” - intelligence and independence. Men intimidated by these virtues are clinically known as "knuckle-dragging Neanderthals" (I looked it up), but I heartily embrace those qualities because they make an unexcelled elixir when combined with sensual femininity and a warming heart. I am a devout sapiosexual (i.e., attracted to intelligence), so knowledge that eclipses my own would grab and hold my attention. I want her to humble me in a way that makes me legitimately appreciate her intellect and approach to conversation. I could really fall hard for someone who has gone through her own trials or tribulations and come out on top as a better person. It's a real test of character.
CLARIFICATION: OK Cupid's choices regarding children did not include the one that describes me, so here it is: I don't have kids, but it's ok if you do.
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My goal is to lock down a girl that gets along with my friends because they can see through the BS that I may not see if I'm too infatuated. If she can sway my boys and they eventually tell me, 'Dude, she's pretty cool,' (without any prompting), I would definitely call it a win. If she receives a dollar's worth of smartassness (that word I made up) from me or my friends, she will dish out three in return - not a bad return on investment. She wants to upgrade from "I" to "us", is willing to take reasonable risks to find her happiness, allows her dreams to become mine as well and is comfortable in social settings. Her sense of humor is not afraid to “bite back” when challenged and her mischievous smile alone will effortlessly lure me into her arms...hubba, hubba! Her physical attractiveness may "get her in the door", but her keen and ebullient mind will "keep her in the house". Writing of physical, I am a strong advocate for fitness and health - I eat everyday, so I exercise everyday. She may be a modern girl able to “leap tall buildings in a single bound” but she appreciates her doors being opened, hand holding, random acts of chivalry, actual conversation over texting (nomophobics need not apply) and a good foot rub after a long day (signed waiver required). These words don't mean my heart is "ripe" and ready to be picked - it has to cultivated and nurtured, just like yours. This is not a tall order...if you have "The Goods". To summarize, she will be the one to bring fire to my heart, a challenge to my mind and an oasis for my soul.
-Eating dark chocolate.
-Learning about other cultures and languages.
-Picking out accents and nationalities.
-Being a cool uncle.
-Creating furniture from repurposed material (my "art").
-Singing really, really badly in the shower...even worse in traffic.
-Long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days (bonus points if you can name the flick WITHOUT GOOGLING IT!).
1) a creative mind,
2) ethnic food,
3) exercise gear,
4) my girl (when I find the right one),
5) a red velvet cake,
6) the beach, and
7) my girl...with a red velvet cake...on the beach.
Is that more than six? Whatever - mathodology was never my best subject.
-Which girl will motivate me to drop my profile...permanently?
-Do green M&M's really do that?
-Will I get cuter with the more you drink?
-International travel - I hear there's an IHOP in Snellville...