I hope people realise that's me being a douche, rather than an arrogant a-hole. Needless to say I mix well with people who have a similar fondness for dry wit... Or those who can make a mean key lime pie. Omnomnom!
Re learning to horse ride, running and hating it, trying my hand at crossfit (undecided on that one), playing munchkin and dreaming of where I should be catching a plane to rather than sitting here.
Photos and why people, or more accurately, why men put pouty selfies, or bed selfies, or selfies at all really, on dating profile websites. I can't handle it. Back away from the camera.