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My self-summary
I used to have a paragraph of poetry-prose here from my unfinished novel with phrases like, "lodging myself like a bullet in the brain stem of God" and "like hell I'm going to pay rent."

As a literary technique, this is called a hook, and it served its purpose of presenting an initial impression of myself to readers as an individual who is artistically articulate, socially rebellious, and philosophically deep.

I got bored with the gambit and changed it to a single sentence: "If all the world's a stage, you'll find me puking in the mezzanine."

Messages dropped by about 90%.
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping myself busy with unimportant nonsense, until eventually, I'll be dead.

I sometimes blog at:
I’m really good at
faking it and not really making it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I would like to say "Infinite Jest" because it makes me sound like everyone else who stretched their brain dick to show they've been to college. But, honestly, after using the Internet this long, I can't digest anything longer than a blog post.

That Werner Herzog movie where he turns casual events into an existential crisis.

That HBO show where they screw in old-timey clothes.

Mash-ups that don't make a lot sense but work. Obscure saxophone dance music. Monkey Songs. Indie Rock with haunting vocals.

Hendrick's, Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Skirt Steak - Medium Rare, Baby Bok Choy simmered in garlic.
Six things I could never do without
Frivolous news
Moral nihilism
Social affirmation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
protein folding, the meaning of meaninglessness, and why people getting punched is intrinsically funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
forgetting how to have a normal conversation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

...I wish this were the plot device in an indie film in which complex psychological issues were mediated and superficially resolved during a denouement with a dance competition, but unfortunately this is my unscripted, personal human experience and I have not yet learned how to tango.
You should message me if
you know jiu jitsu.

you ruined your life by investing in dogecoins.

the first time you saw the acronym "LTR" on here you had to think for a second because you knew they probably weren't talking about long terminal repeats.

you have stories from work that are technically prohibited by your confidentiality agreement but you want to tell anyway because they reflect poorly on humanity.

wubba lubba dub dub.
The two of us