D&D free White male looking for a woman with like qualities in the WNY area who isn't a serial killer, or, at least, not a CONVICTED serial killer... Okay, at least, not a RECENTLY convicted serial killer.
Support myself, but not looking to be a "sugar daddy".
Consider myself to be a funny kind of guy. While I'm no George Carlin or Robin Williams, I can hold my own,--- jokes!!! (What did you think I was talking about?). (Humor). (Just realized they are both dead!)
Love to cook, but hate eating by myself. (Not humor)..
Working on finishing my cabin in the woods.
Like woodworking, photography, (Mostly wildlife ), and "do it myself projects". Pretty good at most of what I do too!
I am NOT interested in meeting other men. Sorry, just not my kind of thing. (Not that there's anything wrong with that).... (Humor again)....
I'm not looking for a "texting buddy", I'm looking for a discreet , (for now), relationship with REAL woman .... (Not humor).
If you wish to "meet", then send me an e-mail, smoke signal, carrier pigeon, or message. - I don't trust "winks", "being added to "hotlists", "kisses" etc. . (Not humor!).
And, yes, the picture is me. If I were to use a picture that wasn't of me, I would use something like, ohhhhh , a young Robert Redford, a young Paul Neuman, Carrot Top or maybe Brian WIlliams.
Ladies, please edit your picture to remove the guy with his arm around you. It's kind of creepy to see a woman looking for a relationship with man, with a picture of a man with his arm around her. We don't know if he's your son, husband, boyfriend, sugar daddy or pimp! - (NOT HUMOR) -
And last, but not least, if you post a picture of yourself in a group, let us know which one you are in the picture!. It helps to know which one you are in the picture! Thanks! (Not humor!)
Please do not "like" me if you don't send me a message. I don't get to see who "liked" me since I don't buy into the "premium packages". (Thanks)
Thanks for taking the time to read this, and hope to hear from you soon. - Mike
P.S. - I can give lessons on making smoke signals for anyone interested. I used to be a Boy Scout - (A looooong time ago).....
Oh, one more thing. If you support Cuomo, the Clintons, or Obama, don't send me a message, we don't have anything in common. (NOT HUMOR!!!)
Finally, living the "good life."-
Almost any comedy or action flick that is believable.
Jeopardy & 60 minutes
For those keeping count, that's 7.
Wondering why am I constantly being given "matches" of large black guys? - I don't swing that way. (NOT HUMOR)
If you want to be treated with respect, consideration and love .
If you live 300 miles or more away, and leave me a wink or a message, I can only assume that it's a scam.
I will not reply to the message.
If you're "23 years old", and send me a message that you saw my profile, and want to "meet me", I KNOW that it B.S., - probably a 450 pound guy with a dirty tee shirt, living with his mother in her basement who took time out from his busy schedule of playing video games and eating Twinkies to log in here, and will I NOT respond. (NOT HUMOR!!!)
One more thing, I will NOT send money for your plane ticket to "meet me", nor will I send money for your Mothers "operation", your kids "surgery", your boob job, or, any other reason. NOT HUMOR! ! !