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My self-summary
Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. While this won't make you any smarter, - (oh, maybe it will), it is non-fattening, reduces heartburn, increases gas mileage, makes your whites whiter , colors brighter and makes your computer run faster, and let's not forget, brings I warm air from the South to melt the 20 feet (more or less), of snow we've had this winter!.

D&D free White male looking for a woman with like qualities in the WNY area who isn't a serial killer, or, at least, not a CONVICTED serial killer... Okay, at least, not a RECENTLY convicted serial killer.

Support myself, but not looking to be a "sugar daddy".

Consider myself to be a funny kind of guy. While I'm no George Carlin or Robin Williams, I can hold my own,--- jokes!!! (What did you think I was talking about?). (Humor). (Just realized they are both dead!)

Love to cook, but hate eating by myself. (Not humor)..

Working on finishing my cabin in the woods.

Like woodworking, photography, (Mostly wildlife ), and "do it myself projects". Pretty good at most of what I do too!

I am NOT interested in meeting other men. Sorry, just not my kind of thing. (Not that there's anything wrong with that).... (Humor again)....

I'm not looking for a "texting buddy", I'm looking for a discreet , (for now), relationship with REAL woman .... (Not humor).

If you wish to "meet", then send me an e-mail, smoke signal, carrier pigeon, or message. - I don't trust "winks", "being added to "hotlists", "kisses" etc. . (Not humor!).

And, yes, the picture is me. If I were to use a picture that wasn't of me, I would use something like, ohhhhh , a young Robert Redford, a young Paul Neuman, Carrot Top or maybe Brian WIlliams.

Ladies, please edit your picture to remove the guy with his arm around you. It's kind of creepy to see a woman looking for a relationship with man, with a picture of a man with his arm around her. We don't know if he's your son, husband, boyfriend, sugar daddy or pimp! - (NOT HUMOR) -

And last, but not least, if you post a picture of yourself in a group, let us know which one you are in the picture!. It helps to know which one you are in the picture! Thanks! (Not humor!)

Please do not "like" me if you don't send me a message. I don't get to see who "liked" me since I don't buy into the "premium packages". (Thanks)

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and hope to hear from you soon. - Mike

P.S. - I can give lessons on making smoke signals for anyone interested. I used to be a Boy Scout - (A looooong time ago).....

Oh, one more thing. If you support Cuomo, the Clintons, or Obama, don't send me a message, we don't have anything in common. (NOT HUMOR!!!)
What I’m doing with my life
Spent my entire working career in electronic technology field.
Recently retired.
Finally, living the "good life."-
I’m really good at
Logical thinking.
Problem solving.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that my hair has gotten lazy, and no longer is trying to cover the entire top of my head, but, instead, is sprouting from places hair should never sprout from! (Sadly, - Not humor)........ ;-(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tom Clancy novels.
Blazing Saddles
Almost any comedy or action flick that is believable.
Six things I could never do without
A Relationship
Jeopardy & 60 minutes

For those keeping count, that's 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Curing cancer, finding a cure for stupidity, wondering which eye to look at when talking to someone who has a lazy eye.
Wondering why am I constantly being given "matches" of large black guys? - I don't swing that way. (NOT HUMOR)
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone - Friday nights are no different than the other six days, or nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like long walks on a moonlit beachs, quiet candlelit dinners, and I have some beachfront property in Florida that I'm willing to sell cheap! All I need is a small deposit of $1,011,105,363.27 to hold the property! (Humor again..........)
You should message me if
You're serious about a real relationship.
If you want to be treated with respect, consideration and love .

If you live 300 miles or more away, and leave me a wink or a message, I can only assume that it's a scam.
I will not reply to the message.

If you're "23 years old", and send me a message that you saw my profile, and want to "meet me", I KNOW that it B.S., - probably a 450 pound guy with a dirty tee shirt, living with his mother in her basement who took time out from his busy schedule of playing video games and eating Twinkies to log in here, and will I NOT respond. (NOT HUMOR!!!)

One more thing, I will NOT send money for your plane ticket to "meet me", nor will I send money for your Mothers "operation", your kids "surgery", your boob job, or, any other reason. NOT HUMOR! ! !
The two of us