schmenjamin
28 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Generally, I just look around and check stuff out. My day job is alright but I like my side-hustles better. And I've been told I "enunciate to the max."
What I’m doing with my life
I make healthcare consulting look cool. For now.

I also do improv and run a humor website. And also I do a podcast with a friend. We have three listeners in New Zealand.

OKCUPID LIVE UPDATE: Now are down to two listeners in New Zealand.
I’m really good at
Looking at things objectively.

Speaking in unnecessarily long, but grammatically correct sentences.

The dungeon levels in Super Mario games.
The first things people usually notice about me
Jewface.

My teeth are really straight since I had to wear an awkward-ass retainer for 3 years. The metal went BETWEEN the teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catcher in the Rye, Infinite Jest, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Bob Dylan, egg-based dishes, Breaking Bad, Dexter, among others.
The six things I could never do without
1. Olive green
2. My bike
3. Old music
4. The funnies
5. Good conversation
6. Oxygen
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am more time-oriented than I would like.
You should message me if
you want someone to text you pictures of cats at 3am.
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