schmuckmann
29 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Hello,

I like sarcasm, bizarre humor, both video games and the outdoors, and making sense of this strange experience called life.

I trust the horse head pic lets people know how serious I prefer to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming the best version of me that I can.
I’m really good at
I have taken apart laptops down to the frame, reassembled them and they work. They're also cleaner at that point as well.

Cooking! I enjoy cooking for people and like trying new recipes.

A friend said I can always make them laugh so why not add that?
The first things people usually notice about me
It might be that I am kind of short and do not look as old as I am or the fondness of newsboy style hats when outside.

My glasses? I dunno
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you like Twilight, you can stop reading now.

I do enjoy a wide variety of media, and this list is missing many entries.

Books: Oliver Twist, The Great Gatsby, Don Quixote, Transmetropolitan, Watchmen, Zombie Survival Guide. Currently reading The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde on the bus to/from work.

Movies: Kung Fury, Jams Bond series, Office Space, Fight Club, 300, Watchmen, Labyrinth

TV: House, Simpsons, The Walking Dead, The Mighty Boosh, Dr. Who, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Dexter. My roommate lets me use his Netflix account so I don't watch what I consider to be conventional tv anymore.

Video Games: Everything from old 2-d platformers to MMOs to action/adventure and all in between though military shooters tend to bore me. MOBA genre games bore me.

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Doors, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne (solo career), MC Chris, Protomen, Mumford and Sons, Powerglove, Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb, Flogging Molly, Modest Mouse, I am fond of electronica and indie genres. I like a lot of different types but do not know names to many of bands or songs.

Food: I'll try anything at least once but Chinese made me sick last time I ate it so a slight aversion still exists. I try to avoid fast food and would rather eat nothing than anything from McDonald's.
The six things I could never do without
After basic survival needs....
Sarcasm
Computers or one I can fix (and Internet by association. My mind's eye, these are packaged deal)
Coffee
Tacos (I have an incredible seasoning recipe)
Enjoyable Scotch
A spare bag of flour

I'm not putting phone on this list. Sometimes I would prefer not to own one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, and to a greater extent, Pizza. In June 2014, I revised my pizza dough and sauce recipes multiple times making improvements or modifications where needed. The end result has made many who tried it tell me it's the best (homemade) pizza they've ever eaten. I still try to think of ways I can continue to improve or tweak my recipes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home too wiped out from the week, at the gym after work, enjoying a drink at a bar or home playing games, or making it up as I go. I like when it can include Cards Against Humanity
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't sleep well most of the time.
I actually like washing dishes.
I don't really have a taste for beer but do I love good spirits.
Professional wrestling and watching competitive eating are guilty pleasures of mine.
I ate a garlic bulb once.
You should message me if
If you want to and haven't read anything that put you off yet.
Liking Cards Against Humanity would be a plus.
You enjoy home cooking. Considering this, if you know any old cooking tips or old home remedies, I would like to learn them. How about if you can show me something interesting, I would like to see.
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