Also, I may be entering or in the middle of a quarterlife crisis. Have you had one? Maybe you can explain it to me...
Taking long walks that preferably require crossing from one burrough into another.
Recently (and by that I mean during the last year) I have been on an Umberto Eco/Salman Rushdie/Jorge Luis Borges kick. (A coworker recently scolded me for reading Borges in English translation...)
For a long time, I opted to not talk of movies/tv in this section, but here goes: Glee, Bones, Modern Family, American Horror Story, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe...
Really long books
I will judge you if...
...you describe yourself as "a laid back guy."
...you list board games anywhere in your profile.
...one of the qualities that you're looking for in a match is that he watch tv.
...you use "lol" copiously (or at all).
...you use "jealous" and "envious" interchangeably - they mean very different things.
...you leave the gym without showering - if you're not sweating you obviously did something wrong; if you're sweating and don't shower that's just gross (I know this is not anything that plays out here in this online world, but I'm just sayin).
Note: If any of these apply to you, don't be deterred. Just know I may give you a hard time about it.
...your interests have room for the niche, ridiculous and unnecessary.
...on some level you consider yourself ambitious, driven, and hell-bent on succeeding (of course there are many criteria of success).