schwi
26 Gloucester, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Here we go again. It was an impulse decision to re join okcupid, so I'll fill this in when I'm not being an excited impulsive cock. basically if you're a dude or chick and you're nice gimme me a message, I'm lonely
I’m really good at
Waffling
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fat and clumsy and I have nice eyes, I'm stupidly polite when I initially meet new people, you could probably ask to fart in my mouth and I'd say yes because I want to make a good impression (please don't ask to fart in my mouth)
The six things I could never do without
Laughing
Love
Looking at shitty YouTube videos when I can't sleep
"Me" time
Cats, generally in shitty YouTube videos that I watch when I can't sleep
Chatting rubbish, I talk too much
On a typical Friday night I am
smelling like chanel, looking like shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I accidentally did a poo in a telephone box once :( *helllo darkness my old friend plays in background*
You should message me if
You're funny, no pressure
You have a cat and it's up for getting stroked by me, that's not an innuendo cats are just really cool
You are a fat admirer, I'm cringing typing that
You like mums, my mums my best mate
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