My idea of dick pics involves sending photos of Tony Abbott or Donald Trump to people.
I may also be one of the most oblivious persons one may come across. D:
Pretty alright at dead-pan humour. Possibly.
Consecutively single since the Beatles broke up.
Offscreen, by Kai Brach & contributors.
Fuck Jetpacks, by Jon Bell.
Monocle, by Winkreative.
Dune, by Frank Herbert.
The Hitchhiker series, by Douglas Adams.
How To, by Michael Bierut.
Front Line Assembly.
Mindless Self Indulgence.
Nine Inch Nails.
The Good Natured.
Har Mar Superstar.
Rick and Morty.
Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Avatar: The Legend of Korra.
House of Cards.
Orange is the New Black.
And Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.