29 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Comedian, Lover of fine cheeses, Karaoke junkie, Apprentice to a Sith Lord, Baking enthusiast, Podcaster, Whovian, Avid sleeper, Video game junkie, Movie buff, Nerd, Trekkie, Lover not a fighter, Foodie, Anime fan, owner of more than one Zelda tattoo, cook, shitty dancer, singer.

I am a KJ at Boiler Room every Wednesday night. Come sing some songs!

I cohost a YouTube channel called Video Game Bullies and stream on Twitch almost everyday at
What I’m doing with my life
Stand Up Comedy and generally trying not to fuck it up. Also I collect old school video games.
I’m really good at
I make a mean grilled cheese. Singing Disney and Justin Timberlake songs at Karaoke. Random pop culture triva. Knowing all 151 original Pokemon by name and type.....ladies.
The first things people usually notice about me
My moxie
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, Deftones, The Dear Hunter, Reggie Watts, Hook, GWAR, Ball Park Music, LMFAO, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Larry Sanders Show, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, The Big Bang Theroy, Dntel, Queen, Black Sabbath, Cheeseburger Mac and Cheese, Applesauce, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Twin Peaks, Bitshifter, Nullsleep, Nick Drake, Flying Lotus, Waynes World, Ferngully, Any and all Disney movie, Red Fang, Pantera, Primus, Closure In Moscow, PMtoday, The Life Aquatic and all Wes Anderson films, Community, Drop Dead Fred, Flight Of The Navigator, Jesus Christ Superstar, Darker Than Black, FLCL, Any Anime really.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Dog
2. Stand-up Comedy
3. Music
4. Food
5. Beer
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had super powers what would I do with them? Also which super powers would I have?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched/enjoyed The Vampire Diaries. Sue me its a totally watchable show. Also I still like the band New Found Glory.
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