28 Bainbridge Island, United States
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My self-summary
I like what every guy likes: Lasers, cowboys, and Batman.

If you like board games, we will get along swimmingly.
If you don't like puns or dry sarcasm goes over your head, not so much.

I'm very chill and easy to get along with, despite constant snark. Dating has always been awkward for me because I'm very selective about who I let into my life. Once I warm up to people I get very comfortable very quickly.
What I’m doing with my life
Russian Foreign Language Major/Linguistics minor at CWU. Graduated 2014.

I work for Blue Nile in Seattle.
I’m really good at
Board Games.
My job.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Phantom Tollbooth
Movie: Mirror Mask
Show: Adventure Time
Music: Alestorm/Billy Joel
Food: Anything spicy
The six things I could never do without
1. My Russian Professor
2. Work
3. My Car
4. Clothes
5. Money
6. Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out on some sort of trip... or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My chest hair looks like the Batman symbol.
You should message me if
You're an outgoing, understanding yin to my reserved, stoic yang.