scr989
27 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
People think I'm hilarious, but I never make any jokes; I just talk about the way things are. The WORLD is funny. If you appreciate that, we'll get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly making sure online shopping still works on Black Friday.
I’m really good at
Problem solving. I can build boxed furniture from even the most indecipherable of instructions. Puzzles keep me entertained for days. Sometimes I'm guilty of not knowing what to do, but I'm really freaking good at figuring it out.

Oh, and I can generally make a group of people agree on where to eat. Crazy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Last three: Disrupted (Dan Lyons), Brain Rules (John Medina), Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage (Haruki Murakami)

Shows: Mr. Robot, Silicon Valley, Scrubs, Friends, Orange is the New Black, Peep Show, The Office

Movies: Big Fish, Thank You For Smoking, Eternal Sunshine

Music: Think Taylor Swift + Drake + Iron & Wine + Explosions in the Sky. My taste is somewhere in there.

Food: Spaghetti squash, dark chocolate, sushi, seared tuna, gin, everything else. Not a picky eater. Take me to the good pizza.
The six things I could never do without
- A way to make music
- Grocery delivery
- Breaks
- Nice days (stupid midwest...)
- Control of the thermostat
- Skis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How I always know exactly 20% of a crossword puzzle
- How a task always fills the time you allot it
- What do you call the emotion you feel when you look outside on a rainy day?
On a typical Friday night I am
Whatever's happening. Sometimes a show, sometimes a drink with a friend, sometimes a night in.
You should message me if
You've got wit. All I need is someone who can banter for days.
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