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My self-summary
i have an idea for a spiritual awakening app that involves pairing lonely indian cab drivers with teenage girls for chat roulette -ish eternal telephone conversations that anyone can create for free now obviously so dont even worry about giving me credit thats not even important to me

circumstances have made a coldplay song play while i'm crying at at least 8x in my life because god doesnt take feelings seriously

when i make voice clips i listen to them back over and over because i actually like the sound of my own voice in recordings
What I’m doing with my life
subsisting purely on sattvic diet of coconut ( oil/shredded) and cashews (butter, roasted/whole) has awakened my kundalini i hear a chorus of celestial bells when i do a headstand now so #biohack

have now spilled/not picked up three different types of nuts between my bed and the wall in case anyone was wondering what type of adult I am becoming
I’m really good at
can catch and kill a mosquito by catching it in my hand but can't take a good selfie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
been having a lot of crazy dreams lately and let me tell you that capitalism and free trade will not work on an interplanetary level at all

what's more indulgent being young and beautiful and taking tons of selfies or being young and beautiful and never taking a selfie

So stupid u cant smoke in McDonald's it's the perfect atmosphere

what if u were an intelligent millipede? would u count in the same base as ur legs? would u be able to say "thats 14" as soon as someone touched one?

global ptsd resulting a notification overload when everything goes viral beyond wht the ego can process as gratifying +humanity is saved
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have lied about my star sign to trick u
You should message me if
do you have gmail folders that you only look into when you're feeling super brave or is that just me who is afraid of email

id actually really appreciate it if you went to vocaroo and made me a voice intro like i think that would be a nice thing to start doing
The two of us