Movie = Full Metal Jacket
Show = Broad City (current) The Wire (past)
Music=P J Harvey
Food=My mother's lasagna
These are strictly my choices, and I would not expect anyone to have to agree. Or even like the choices. If you are curious why I picked one, feel free to ask me about it.
Joining ISIS is a really bad fuck you. By the time you finally annoy the intended people, you could be dead or in prison. Get an earring, buy a motorcycle, become a scientologist instead.
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS is a very questionable business model. Really the authorities should look into it.
The crossing guard system of getting kids to school seems highly inefficient. Also appears to depend on a constant supply of senior citizens.
Why would god care about what you wear? Why do those who think so assume god's fashion sense stopped sometime in the mid 19th century? Wouldn't the Hasidim unloading heavy boxes at B&H on 34th street in August be more comfortable wearing tshirts?
Religion is theater.
Who sells missiles to Hamas in the Gaza strip? Regardless of the politics of the situation, these people live in an area the size of Queens surrounded on all sides by a huge wall and an enemy with one of the most effective militaries in the world. Who could possibly think it is a good idea to lob small unguided missiles onto the enemy from there? Why not just sell big targets that say "Fuck You" in Hebrew on them? It would be cheaper and just as effective.
Why would a Doomsday Prepper, who is so afraid of his government surrounding his compound, that he builds a tunnel from a secret room in his basement to an escape vehicle waiting in a shed, not be smart enough to realize broadcasting himself doing that from a Home Depot on the National Geographic network eliminates any advantages of the 'secret' part?
If Channing Tatum, playing a candidate to become a secret service agent, answers the question "Why do you want this job?" with "Because I think protecting the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IN THE WORLD", shouldn't he be automatically disqualified from it?
Grand Unified theory, conservatives, if compassion is the opposite of anger.
I recently discovered what love is: The Propensity to Nurture. Please share.
The Big Lebowski: loosely based on my life.