36 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I am new around here. This website, not NY.
What I’m doing with my life
I make videos. It's a blast, but I am working too much and not not getting out enough. I would like to go to Argentina or somewhere that serves cold drinks in funny glasses sometime in the next 48 hours.
I’m really good at
I am fun, polite, and can dance well. Occasionally I can complete a meal without spilling things on my shirt. I mean, you're not gonna find much better than that on here.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am accidentally stepping on their foot, bag, or dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lots of non-fiction, but occasionally, a novel will really move me. You want me to name one? Look, I read them, ok! "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"- boom, there's one! "The Goldfinch", ha! I read! I like "Game of Thrones", "Mad Men", and all the other shows I'm supposed to. Isn't "The Knick" sort of the best one though, maybe? I am very moved by most music I hear, yet know nothing about it. My music library got stuck in 2003, when everything got all underground and hard to follow. Need a lil' help with that. I eat 2/3 of my meals at various takeout places on my block. I do know how to cook spaghetti and pancakes. I suppose I could use some help in this area as well.
The six things I could never do without
Would be hard to give up gin, completely.
Pretty girls, cute children/dogs, or crazy people on the subway. They can really change your day, even if you never see them again.
We can all agree on the Beatles right?
Hot water. Wouldn't that suck?
I have been watching sportscenter every morning, since I was about 12. I don't know that I couldn't live without doing this, but I guess you should at least know that.
My Mom :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
As a kid, I used to draw baseball stadiums, obsessively. Then, my dad's buddy told me I couldn't be an architect unless I was really good at math, so I dropped it. I suppose I should have at least doubled checked that statement before completely giving up. Maybe he was full of shit. Maybe I am the Frank Lloyd Wright of designing baseball stadiums. I wonder if my mom saved those drawings. I bet they hold up. I mean I was 11, but had some really innovative ideas. Like a parking garage stacked in the outfield? How cool would that be? Fucking brilliant! Can you curse on this thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Makin' it rain at a bodega!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I cross my arms to make my biceps look bigger.
You should message me if
You're fun, smart, sexy, and have completed the medical history form attached on the next page*

*Relax, I am kidding. I will dispense those forms in person when we go out.