26Middle River, United States
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My self-summary
My name is mike, and here's a list:
I never lie cheat or steal
Honesty is my best policy
I'm an emt
I work wacky hours
I save lives
I like to party
I love music
I am a musician
I can play anything you pluck or bang on
I love the office, and the family guy shows
I drink beer and straight liquor almost exclusively
I smoke
I'm fun
I crazy
I say that's what she said a lot.

These websites are so wanky. I don't really ever know what to put in these boxes. It's not like people read it anyway. Skim then straight to the pics. I'm just tired of falling for whores who treat me bad so this seemed like a good idea to filter people. Fuck it. I'll go more in depth with my personality.

I dont know how to express my feelings so I usually just get angry. This stems from emotional abuse I received from people. The only effective way I can express my feelings is through my music. I write rap songs, and if you listen to the song I posted on YouTube this week you can figure out how my week was. My dad is my best friend in the world and I love hanging with him. He is just an older version of me and we get into shenanigans that usually end with, "Don't tell your Mother". I play video games and love escaping into a fantasy world for a night. I feel like everyone loves to escape they're own life. I don't trust people. I am generally selfless. I would say I'm a nice guy. I love to work out but I'm not a "bro" about it. I am strong and generally confident. I have an abrasive personality. I can be a dick if you fuck me over.
What I’m doing with my life
Basically trying to recover from some bad decisions. I hate my job so I'm always looking for a new one.
I’m really good at
I have a photographic memory. I'm an expert driver. I've always been good at lifting. Making people laugh(mostly at my expense). Making myself look like an idiot. I'm very analytical and good at solving problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. I've always been me so I never first noticed anything about myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hip hop, funk rock, rock, techno, family guy American dad, Cleveland show, house md, the office, too many movies I like but all time favorite is tommy boy
Six things I could never do without
Probably nothing. I could just leave my house and everything in it and be alright. Money is essential though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Killing my boss and getting way with it. Seriously, my music, stand up comedy, what I can do to change someone's life.
Day dreaming I'm a super hero.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working then drinking and hanging out with buddies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate being by myself. I always surround myself with people. I'm most comfortable as the center of the partay
You should message me if
You don't lie. Your a girl. You wanna take things slow. Casual dating. I'm not your typical dinner and a movie person. I mean sure we can go do that and exchange pleasantries over food and not speak during the movie and I'll lie and say I had fun and you can lie and say you had fun, but wouldn't you rather just have fun?
The two of us