scythepuppet
29Madison, United States
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My self-summary
We're all ships, passing in the night. Navigating by starlight, driven by forces that are felt, not seen.

I kinda wanna paint my ship in garish colors and use it to shoot off fireworks while hunting Allegorical Whales. Which are like regular whales, only they're not endangered and they're heavy-handed as hell.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a librarian and I want to make people laugh. Those are my deals.
I’m really good at
lots of things. I like drawing and painting, LEGO sculpture and building machines in Minecraft. And I hope you find that charmingly brave.
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor. I'm serious and silly, morbid and light. I'm like a cartoon about ghosts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is by no means an exhaustive list. Start a conversation with me about things you like! I might like those things, also!

Books:
Hellboy by Mike Mignola
Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
This is Not My Hat by Jon Klassen

Television:
Futurama
Steven Universe
Gravity Falls
The Daily Show
Last Week Tonight

Food:
Sushi
Curry
Pho
Six things I could never do without
I'm an animator, so my paints, pens, and legos are important.

I love stories. Books, podcasts,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about... something. What is it? What does it want from us? Is it dangerous? And what is that, gripped in the silhouette of its uncountable, writhing tentacles?
On a typical Friday night I am
Recovering from a long week at work. Reading, playing video games, writing, or going to the comedy club. Come with me!
You should message me if
It is my opinion that you should message me. I am a funny person to talk to. One way that I am funny is that I was talking to my friend Colin and he said "What is that" and I said "It's a fart" and Colin laughed. That is why you should message me.
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