52 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
In a nutshell this is what you get:
I do not like to type/text.
I am not afraid to use a phone to actually talk to someone, that may seem weird, but it's true.
Easy going
Somewhat sarcastic
Dry wit
And one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
What I’m doing with my life
Being an awesome Dad.
Practicing grace
I’m really good at
Fixin' stuff around the house.
Driving fast on 35 without getting a ticket .
Keeping squirrels out of my attic.
Seeing the funny in just about any situation.
Exposing my vulnerable side, especially after a shark attack or colonoscopy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My odd shaped head, my lazy eye and I'm not very good at basic human interaction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Toilet paper
Skinny jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do my teeth itch?
Should I just go commando or deal with the speedo wedgie?
How much do Russian mail order brides really cost?
Can you smell that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rescuing dogs from trees and teaching cats to's a gift.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Okay here's one thing. I'm not afraid to cook bacon naked...I'm a risk taker.
You should message me if
You like kids,dogs,think spider monkeys are creepy,like to watch football and you like my hat or you're just bored out of your skull.