I do not like to type/text.
I am not afraid to use a phone to actually talk to someone, that may seem weird, but it's true.
And one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
Driving fast on 35 without getting a ticket .
Keeping squirrels out of my attic.
Seeing the funny in just about any situation.
Exposing my vulnerable side, especially after a shark attack or colonoscopy.
Should I just go commando or deal with the speedo wedgie?
How much do Russian mail order brides really cost?
Can you smell that?