30Palm Coast, United States
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My self-summary
well, to start things off, I'm not perfect - some women have been known to say that I'm too handsome, too smart, too funny, too interesting - and, they may be right, but my loss is everyone else's gain.
What I’m doing with my life
not raising any kids.

not that I don't have any, I've got like six or seven dotted around the country, I just refuse to acknowledge them or pay child support.
I’m really good at
bitterness & bodyhair.
The first things people usually notice about me
bitterness & bodyhair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like to read books based on movies and then tell people I thought the movie was better.

Movies: I like to watch movies based on books and then tell people I thought the book was better.

TV: cartoons about spies and burger joints and shows about meth and the weather in major cities in Pennsylvania.

Music: shouty punk music played by men and women with neck beards, indie crap from the UK and Australia, music children dressed like Mark Hoppus ride skateboards to, hip-hop that assholes call 'conscious hip-hop', hip-hop that assholes call 'thug music', music that makes my slightly homophobic family members look at me weird, more punk crap, folk-y stuff that sounds like mumford & sons if mumford & sons werent awful.
Six things I could never do without
Eh, these 'six things I could never do without' lists are always lame, so here's 'the six things I COULD do without';
1.) Montana. Seriously, do we even need it anymore? Let's trade it for Puerto Rico.
2.) Anyone who would call a honeydew a 'melon' instead of 'honeydew'. Why would anyone pass up the chance to say 'honeydew'?
3.) Elevators - this is why we're fat, people. Let's take the stairs for once.
4.) Midgets. Little people. Whatever you want to call them. Get some platform shoes already.
5.) People who say the word 'hipster'.
6.) Supervolcanoes. You may laugh, but they're a real threat, and there's one under Yellowstone that's overdue for an eruption. I could do without that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether it's pronounced 'new-tella' or 'nuh-tella'. I assume 'nuh-tella', it's made from hazelNUTS, right? or is it 'new'? so confusing...
On a typical Friday night I am
exactly. on a typical friday night, 'I am'. how deep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can properly capitalize my sentences, I just choose not to because 'grammar-nazis' are the most irritating people on the planet.
You should message me if
do not message me if you're just looking for some ass. I'm not that kind of girl.

do message me if you're looking for low, low rates on your next mortgage.
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