26Louisville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an old soul with enough sass to cover the both of us twice over. I tell a lot of stories and embellish just to make people laugh. I can be brutally honest and I tend to fall asleep at inappropriate times. I'm fascinated by blood and guts and sometimes I like to talk about bile. Grocery shopping is my least favorite sport. I like to follow the recipe though because I've got a background in chemistry. Good chemist, good cook, good woman... I like to think I'm 2/3 of the way there.

I hate when couples sit on the same side of the booth when they go out alone. I'm irrationally afraid of ladybugs. There are times when it's hard but I can see the good in everybody. I don't like flowers that have strong scents. Artificial grape is my favorite.

Oh, and if you couldn't tell I'm a huge nerd. I love to geek out about any subject, and not too many things excite me more than learning something new.

I'm a sour patch kid incarnate.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm applying to grad school and working as a barista, like you know- ya do.
I’m really good at
giving advice that I can't follow, laughing at the joke way after the fact, being the sassiest but also the most sensitive person in the room, making judgmental faces without actually judging anyone, falling asleep at inappropriate times, challenging the patriarchy, and you know, just living the dream.
The first things people usually notice about me
My curly hair, my smile, my sleepy eyes and then my sarcasm.
Six things I could never do without
chapstick, dancing, feminism, 90s alt rock, good conversation, a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my next nap, scientific law, social justice, privilege, intersecting identities, the songs that will never get written, jokes that probably aren't funny, people's hands--that's a big one.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like a good balance of nights in on the couch watching movies or just hanging around, and nights out dancing and getting silly. What matters more is who I'm with, not what I'm doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can drive a tractor and I grew up at the dead end of a dirt road. So basically I'm a little bit country if you know what I mean.
You should message me if
You like texting, you want to grab drinks, you want to laugh together, you're not afraid to talk about those tough subjects, you like to geek out about something you're passionate about, or if you're afraid to message me... in which case you probably should anyway.

Let's be friends!
The two of us