selfish_lover
29 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Dad told me, in one of his insightful moments, that girls don't want to hear about your inner self, your fears, your food allergies, your childhood unhappinesses, that girls worth chasing will drop you in a second if you pull any of that shit. Prove him wrong and indulge me about the panic that grips me every time a guy at the gym can lift more than me.
I’m really good at
Foodie-ism has devalued this a ton, but I am really good at food.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Coen Brothers movies, David Lynch movies, Stanley Kubrick movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Groucho Marx, old Hollywood, plenty more from the thinky and not-so-thinky realms.

I feel really happy being able to kick around early season Simpsons jokes with someone.
The six things I could never do without
- My big ass dehumidifier
- portable hi-fi
- Trader Joe's
- Access to other people's dogs
You should message me if
You want to go get giant Starbucks frosties from the Starbucks inside Target with me. Lie to me and tell me you wouldn't be down for that.
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