46 Huddersfield, United Kingdom
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My self-summary

1st of all, I'm a parent. "I'm too serious and anti-fun of any description."

I'm not a good bet for a relationship. Not down on life. I'm a pragmatist, statistician.

So if you can run, jump, hide in a box, swim a lake and make a sandwich, only to start again, give me a shout.

I'm successful.

I'm not looking for that one thing. I got it already. I'm looking for that other thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Parent, lecturer, data scientist, mountain guide. In that order. Sometimes.
I’m really good at
I'm a little intense ... and I'm a deep tech-head.

I can't say that I'm dead good at relationships - I fall for the 'wrong type of person - a sweet spot for the beautiful, utterly smart, broken woman. So you judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea - ask my attorney.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food profile under the same ID. If you think 'huh - not sure if I like this' - that's probably how I feel too.

Food - god I love food.

Fuck I'm bored of myself - I'm going to make the rest up.
The six things I could never do without
Figs, a sword and a telescope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Exploiting technology, architecture & meta-models. Ethics and future society. Yes - blue sky and disconnected from reality ...

I wrote that drunk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something practically impossible for anyone without tentacles to achieve.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm trying very hard to reign in my desire to recalibrate people's world views.
You should message me if
You are intent on life. I tend to polarise people - come talk, I won't be offended.

I might.

And now a word from my sponsors :

"4.5 stars. [me] arrived in my life and was exactly what it said on his tin."

"3 stars. [me] is a psychopath. Don't touch him with a barge pole." RP

"5 stars. I don't actually know [me]. Who does?"

"4.3 stars. I am in love with [me] but not sure why as he is a dick. Avoid "

"1 star. [me] frequently exceeds my expectations. But I have very high expectations so I always raise them straight after in order to make him an underachiever."

"He needs that motivation or he would just get complacent."

"You can trust [me] much further than you can throw him. You can throw him easily if he has been drinking or has just woken up. "