1st of all, I'm a parent. "I'm too serious and anti-fun of any description."
I'm not a good bet for a relationship. Not down on life. I'm a pragmatist, statistician.
So if you can run, jump, hide in a box, swim a lake and make a sandwich, only to start again, give me a shout.
I'm not looking for that one thing. I got it already. I'm looking for that other thing.
I can't say that I'm dead good at relationships - I fall for the 'wrong type of person - a sweet spot for the beautiful, utterly smart, broken woman. So you judge.
Food - god I love food.
Fuck I'm bored of myself - I'm going to make the rest up.
I wrote that drunk.
And now a word from my sponsors :
"4.5 stars. [me] arrived in my life and was exactly what it said on his tin."
"3 stars. [me] is a psychopath. Don't touch him with a barge pole." RP
"5 stars. I don't actually know [me]. Who does?"
"4.3 stars. I am in love with [me] but not sure why as he is a dick. Avoid "
"1 star. [me] frequently exceeds my expectations. But I have very high expectations so I always raise them straight after in order to make him an underachiever."
"He needs that motivation or he would just get complacent."
"You can trust [me] much further than you can throw him. You can throw him easily if he has been drinking or has just woken up. "