sensualNfun
53 Riverview, United States
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My self-summary
I was going to make my name sensualNfunny but that just sounded too long and odd. Forgive me if I've mislead you into thinking I am only looking for a good time...oh no, I require something much more profound out of a prospective relationship!

****PLAYERS, KEEP MOVING!! OR ANYONE NOT SEEKING A REAL COMPANION****

I am very intelligent and driven, with high standards...altho laughter is equally important to me. Are you affectionate, confident, and FIT, both physically n financially? I've met several fascinating and handsome men on dating sites these last 2 yrs but the timing has been off......and I'm getting very tired of dating...it's exhausting! (Yikes, didn't mean that arrogantly....just didnt know its so difficult to find compatibility!) Soo, if you're not ready for a real ree-lay-shun-ship...yep, THAT scary word, lol...keep on scrolling mister. Now that my kids are grown....I raised 2 of the kindest and most self sufficient humans, ..soo, it's time to relax and laugh with my lover and best friend!
What I’m doing with my life
Finally found my calling....as a massage therapist...I'm working plus attending school....after graduating in the Fall, I intend to start my own practice, seeking corporate clients on their turf....as well as turning a room in my home into a sanctuary of much kneaded relief! My philosophy matches my schools... in that I advocate a very holistic healthy lifestyle....filled with positivity, respecting my body and soothing/healing others thru massage. Oh! And laughter...gotta giggle regularly!!!
I’m really good at
Putting people at ease by making them laugh. Working magic with my hands...ugh! Not THAT kind of magic, yikes! Real therapeutic massage...with quite a bit of my silliness thrown in!
The first things people usually notice about me
Super friendly and funny !....and that I make others feel comfortable and accepted. I'm one of the kindest humans you'll ever meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love Modern Family and Seinfeld....but by far, my fav is Sex and the City...BTW, its NOT just for women...hilarious and naughty...lol. If you're unfamiliar, its about a sexy intelligent career woman's quest to find just. one. good. man!

I also enjoy any HGTV program that takes you to homes around the world to see the architecture and cultural flavor of the region...and wait for it...Dr G Medical Examiner....which is a reality show about an extremely intelligent and compassionate female pathologist, who solves real life murders. How I admire her!!

My favorite musician is STING...but another moving lyricist is HOZIER. Listen to his words. ...some are truly bizarre...almost morbid. .. he describes finding a love soo strong that even death won't part you...listen to " The Work Song"...is that type of relationship even POSSIBLE among today's ego - oriented society?? I'm not sure...but how I'd like to think so!

The cool band who disappeared known as Simply Red, rock with undertones of jazz/blues from England...if you remember them, weren't they great?

Love U2, ANNIE LENNOX and MEGHAN TRAINOR...omg, she's super talented! Listen to her duet with John Legend "Like I'm gonna lose you"....really moving!!

Katy Perry, Sinatra, Michael Buble, Alanis Morisette, and Sarah MacLaughlin. Talking Heads n BNL wrote hilarious lyrics! Al Jarreau and Chris Botti top my list for favorite jazz artists. There's hardly anything I won't listen to...except twangy country.
The six things I could never do without
***My 2 grown kids
who truly complete me and bring me pride beyond words

***Dogs!
I never plan to be without a dog in my life. Don't HAVE to have a relationship...but gotta have a dog (or 2 )! Besides, dog spelled backwards is god!!! Funny, huh?

***Music
absolute magic to your soul....and heals more than u realize.

***intimacy/sex
....they're BEST together...but too many longterm couples sadly lack it! Great sex is vital....gets you thru tough times!! But that requires effort, imagine that!?

Both partners need to realize if you crave more sex....how MANY times have I heard ppl complain they don't "get enough"?!?... you need to prioritize WHAT IT TAKES to GET more! Keep yourself looking attractive, fit, and well groomed...like you did for a first date...seriously! People forget it's important to CONTINUE to impress one another throughout the entire relationship!!

Let's keep fit by lifting TOGETHER!

***My smartphone
....how did we ever LIVE without them, ugh!?!?

****And finally, I'm hysterical...no, not the crazy kind! The crack you up kind...sheesh! I strive to find humor and quirkiness around me daily! Nothing eases tension better!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why rocket science or brain surgery must be easier!!...than finding someone my age, who's ready for a relationship! Lol!
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing and rough-housing with my 2 dogs who have been waiting for me all day.....then seeking massage homework test subjects! Anyone achy kneading some relief????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am much stronger and more cunning than I look... I have taken self defense classes and know just how to kick someone's butt who tries to harm me or my loved ones!!!

On the other hand, I'm a phenomenal kisser!!!
You should message me if
You are confident, fit (both physically & financially) , and you understand the importance of impeccable grooming....oh....and KIND!

And live LOCAL!!! That means Michigan or nearby Ohio. Altho I do have friends/family in Charleston, SC and Bradenton, Fl.
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