53 Riverview, United States
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My self-summary
I was going to make my name sensualNfunny but that just sounded too long and odd. Forgive me if I've mislead you into thinking I am only looking for a good time...oh no, I require something much more profound out of a prospective relationship!


I am very intelligent and driven, with high standards...altho laughter is equally important to me. Soo, if you're not ready for a real ree-lay-shun-ship...yep, THAT scary word, lol...keep on scrolling mister. Now that my kids are grown....I raised 2 of the kindest and most self sufficient people... it's time to relax and laugh with my lover and best friend!
What I’m doing with my life
Finally found my a massage therapist...still working the day job, while gathering clients for my own practice.
I’m really good at
Putting people at ease by making them laugh. Working magic with my hands...ugh! Not THAT kind of magic, yikes! Real therapeutic massage...with quite a bit of my silliness thrown in!
The first things people usually notice about me
Super friendly and funny !....and that I make others feel comfortable and accepted. I'm one of the kindest humans you'll ever meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love Modern Family and Seinfeld....but by far, my fav is Sex and the City...BTW, its NOT just for women...hilarious and If you're unfamiliar, its about a sexy intelligent career woman's quest to find just. one. good. man!

I also enjoy any HGTV program that takes you to homes around the world to see the architecture and cultural flavor of the region...and wait for it...Dr G Medical Examiner....which is a reality show about an extremely intelligent and compassionate female pathologist, who solves real life murders. How I admire her!!

My favorite musician is STING...but another moving lyricist is HOZIER. Listen to his words. ...some are truly bizarre...almost morbid. .. he describes finding a love soo strong that even death won't part you...listen to " The Work Song" that type of relationship even POSSIBLE among today's ego - oriented society?? I'm not sure...but how I'd like to think so!

Love U2, ANNIE LENNOX and MEGHAN TRAINOR...omg, she's super talented! Listen to her duet with John Legend "Like I'm gonna lose you"....really moving!!

Katy Perry, Sinatra, Michael Buble, Alanis Morisette, and Sarah MacLaughlin. Talking Heads n BNL wrote hilarious lyrics! Al Jarreau and Chris Botti top my list for favorite jazz artists. There's hardly anything I won't listen to...except twangy country.
The six things I could never do without
***My 2 grown kids
who truly complete me and bring me pride beyond words

I never plan to be without a dog in my life. Don't HAVE to have a relationship...but gotta have a dog (or 2 )! Besides, dog spelled backwards is god!!! Funny, huh?

absolute magic to your soul....and heals more than u realize.

***intimacy/sex explanation ness, lol!

***My smartphone

****humor and quirkiness!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why rocket science or brain surgery must be easier!!...than finding someone my age, who's ready for a relationship! Lol!
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing and rough-housing with my 2 dogs who have been waiting for me all day.....then seeking massage homework test subjects! Anyone achy kneading some relief????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm annoyed that my OKCUPID personality traits below list "kinky" first....yeah, THAT makes a great 1st impression, lol! YIKES!!

Actually, I'm the perfect combination of sexy, smart, and super KIND!!
You should message me if
You are fit (both physically & financially), kind, confident and character-laden.

And live LOCAL!!! That means Michigan or nearby Ohio. Altho I do have friends/family in Charleston, SC and Jupiter, Fl.