28 Chapel Hill, United States
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My self-summary
Gosh, what kind of loser needs to use a dating website to meet guys?


My friends tell me I'm "colorful," but I think they're just being nice about it. I'm kind of a spazz. I love making people laugh, even if it leads me to do something completely ridiculous (and let's face it, it normally does). Ask me about the time I ran around campus in my underwear loudly singing hits from the musical Dreamgirls.
What I’m doing with my life
UNC grad that's recently moved back to the Hill to attend law school. Which is hard. Who ever would have thought that law school is hard?

Potential Career Options: Lawyer, activist, opera singer, professional hand-wringer, former child star, first female President, fanatic skywriter, paint-swatch-color-namer-guy, person who should figure out what the hell he is doing with life
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (generally at my own expense). I'm a very high tenor with a bit of classical training under my belt, so I'm super good at serenading lovers and annoying crochety old neighbors. I also make a mean chocolate mousse.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair--I have a ton of it and it generally tries to occupy as much space as possible.

Beyond that, people seem to notice my exceptionally good bone structure, my eyes which glitter like two sapphires in the desert sun, and my unfortunate tendency to not take questions like this seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, Toni Morrison, Allen Ginsberg, Sylvia Plath, Michael Cunningham, Richard Brautigan, Mark Z. Danielewski

Movies: Anything by David Lynch; Paradise Now, The Hours, The Virgin Suicides, Proof, Black Swan, The Saddest Music in the World. I love Sofia Coppola, even if she gets a bad rap. I also become legitimately terrified every time I catch myself enjoying a Lars von Trier film.

Also I promise I'm not as depressing as my film and book tastes suggest.

Music: Love classical music, particularly opera. Any kind of ensemble with a strong female vocalist makes me happy, and literally everything from Amanda Palmer to Zola Jesus will do the trick. Everything the Bagpipe Lesbians have ever done (if you haven't heard of them, ask me). There's not much I don't dig.
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, food, shelter, clothing, and non-sequiturs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything from "Is it ever possible to have a truly universal doctrine of human rights?" to "Dude, I bet Anderson Cooper has really nice abs."
On a typical Friday night I am
...impatiently waiting for the nurse to leave the room so I can gnaw through the leather straps and claw my way to freedom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I named my Skyrim character Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
You should message me if
you are interested in being any of the following: my friend, my date, my boyfriend, my drinking buddy, my partner in crime, my partner between the sheets, or my Vice Presidential running mate (see: Potential Career Options).

I like men of all ages, ethnicities, and sizes, but I find I generally am most compatible with guys at least a few years older than me.