I read a lot – like I mean a lot. Some of my favourites are the Lord of the Rings series, anything by George Orwell, and the back of the Head & Shoulders Shampoo bottle. I write too. I’m working on a novel right now.
I live in a little house down by the river. I often run into the forest and yell obscenities at the squirrels, who otherwise think they own the place. I work on my cars back there. I roll around in a classic 70s Lincoln while wearing a top hat and aviators; its pretty badass.
I’m looking for someone who wants to start something awesome. I’m not into playing games, unless said game is Mario Kart. In which case watch out, because I’ll whip your ass.
I’m not picky – be healthy and happy. A nice smile, good hair, and hygiene go a long way. You should message me if you like random adventures, late night camp fires, or just hanging out and having some fun.
I miss the big city, but I’m quite content here too. Once you get used to our strange fixation with cows, you’ll find Woodstock to be a very pleasant place. Seriously though, we’re obsessed with anything bovine. It’s a little peculiar. Luckily I’m only 20 minutes from London, Kitchener, and Brantford.
- The Internet
- My giant TV/Movie collection
- Someone to love
- Air Conditioning
I have fun at home too. People are always asking me when I’m going to have my next bon-fire night. Add some friends, beer, burgers, video games, and a crackling fire, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for a great night. Include some classic rock for a little extra awesomeness. Free Bird!