set_fire
26 New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
About me:
•I'm a big, beautiful woman.

•I love myself.

•I am easy going, and can make friends with just about anyone.

•I like staying in or going out, but I rather like to be around people either way.

•I cry. It's a thing. Don't worry about it.

•I like to stay up all night and watch the sun come up.

•I like cigarettes and beer.

•I have a big heart.

•Pierced and tattooed.

•I have three cats, and if it wasn't considered so crazy I would have a lot more.

•In my opinion, laughing until it hurts is one of the best feelings in the world.

•I'm an educator. I love my job.

•I don't like to sleep while touching my partner. I wish I did.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach the angel babies of second grade about all sorts of cool things.
I’m really good at
I'm good at making people laugh.
Painting my nails.
Eating.
Advice.
Listening.
Talking.
Loitering.
Teaching.
Being a friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fat.
I'm confident.
I'm funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love a lot of movies. The quirkier, the better. Some of my favorites include: Ghost Busters, Death Becomes Her, Christmas Vaction, Clue, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Producers, Simon Birch and The Lord of the Rings series.
I dig documentaries, also.
PLUS I have an obsession with movies from my childhood that include Disney films, Don Bluth films and many more obscure little movies. You will catch me watching animated things a lot.

BUT my favorite movie of ALL time is Goodfellas.

Books: Nasty romance novels.

Shows: Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black.

Food: SUSHI. Or anything else, I ain't picky. (obviously)

Music: Anything. And I mean anything. But I like rapping alone in my car lol
The six things I could never do without
My people
My cats
Food
Ideas
Good times
Naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
EVERYTHING.

My anxiety riddled brain makes me think about every scenario, every tidbit of information, and over analyze most of what I hear or see. 😁
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends doing something thrilling or maybe just at home watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Do not try to pull my toes. I will defend myself.
You should message me if
If you're down to Earth, like love-handles and curves, aren't a prick, can withstand some sarcasm, can make other people feel good, and/or you have a beard. I really like beards. *swoon* bearded ladies are more than welcome, also;)
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