26New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
About me:
•I'm a big, beautiful woman.

•I love myself.

•I am easy going, and can make friends with just about anyone.

•I like staying in or going out, but I rather like to be around people either way.

•I cry. It's a thing. Don't worry about it.

•I like to stay up all night and watch the sun come up.

•I like cigarettes and beer.

•I have a big heart.

•Pierced and tattooed.

•I have three cats, and if it wasn't considered so crazy I would have a lot more.

•In my opinion, laughing until it hurts is one of the best feelings in the world.

•I'm an educator. I love my job.

•I don't like to sleep while touching my partner. I wish I did.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach the angel babies of second grade about all sorts of cool things.
I’m really good at
I'm good at making people laugh.
Painting my nails.
Being a friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fat.
I'm confident.
I'm funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love a lot of movies. The quirkier, the better. Some of my favorites include: Ghost Busters, Death Becomes Her, Christmas Vaction, Clue, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Producers, Simon Birch and The Lord of the Rings series.
I dig documentaries, also.
PLUS I have an obsession with movies from my childhood that include Disney films, Don Bluth films and many more obscure little movies. You will catch me watching animated things a lot.

BUT my favorite movie of ALL time is Goodfellas.

Books: Nasty romance novels.

Shows: Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black.

Food: SUSHI. Or anything else, I ain't picky. (obviously)

Music: Anything. And I mean anything. But I like rapping alone in my car lol
Six things I could never do without
My people
My cats
Good times
I spend a lot of time thinking about

My anxiety riddled brain makes me think about every scenario, every tidbit of information, and over analyze most of what I hear or see. 😁
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends doing something thrilling or maybe just at home watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Do not try to pull my toes. I will defend myself.
You should message me if
If you're down to Earth, like love-handles and curves, aren't a prick, can withstand some sarcasm, can make other people feel good, and/or you have a beard. I really like beards. *swoon* bearded ladies are more than welcome, also;)
The two of us