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My self-summary
Holy shit, I just read what I had written here and man was I ever a huge fucking ding-dong nerd when I wrote that two years ago. Anyway, I'm cooler now. I'm a high-school dropout and I'm trying to scrape my life together enough to go to university. I dig on good conversations. That's pretty much what I'm basing my life around.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm hella unemployed, which means I'm doing a lot of looking for a job and living like an urchin. Since I have so much free time, I've been writing some new stuff (mostly encyclopedia entries for places that don't exist), and reading like a machine. I also do occasional stand-up comedy, which is a great way to very seriously talk about dying and the end of the world and have people laugh at it. I also run a lil' T-shirt company with a friend of mine. We sell great shirts, you want one?
I’m really good at
pattern recognition, the ability to recognize myself in the mirror, basic vocalization, parsing and viewing faces, grasping and holding objects
The first things people usually notice about me
I have an extremely punchable face. I've also taken to wearing a thin, cheap copper chain everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I LIKE TO READ BOOKS WELCOME TO TODAY'S EPISODE OF CONSPICUOUS MALE LITERACY. Anything Magical Realist, William S. Burroughs and the Beats in general, Hermann Hesse, bell hooks, James Baldwin, Salman Rushdie, Ursula K. LeGuin, Phillip K. Dick, others.

I'll watch anything Charlie Kaufmann has touched, I love crime movies, especially from Hong Kong and France, and I'm not too proud to admit that superhero movies leave me empty but happy.

I only like Country and Rap. That's not true, but don't you kind of want to meet that guy? But seriously, I like the good artists in any genre, but I mostly hit up over-produced spectacle rap and lo-fi electronic shit.

I like to put all the food right into my face-hole.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we live in the weird over-time of human history.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being Andrew W.K's stunt double (he's a very sensitive, sad soul), at a show for a band I don't even like, dancing too hard, or walking the HELL around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just fell over, pretty hard. I'm really shitty at having privacy (my own, not yours).
You should message me if
You are a Nigerian prince-in-exile who needs help getting money from these thrice-accursed Western banks.

Alternatively, if you'd like to swap books or music, or if you just want me to give you books. I have an almost pathological love of giving away books.
The two of us