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My self-summary
My username was meant as an inside joke, unfortunately they will not let me change it unless I upgrade to A-list and i am not interested in doing that.
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If you like my profile please send me a message, I am a pretty chill person, I promise I wont be a jerk, nor will I send you any dick pics either.

what are your fav musicians or bands?
what are your fav movies?
what are your fav tv shows?
what are your fav activities?

i am a big animal lover, especially dogs.
i dont have any expectations when i meet someone.
i am pretty laid back and i am quite capable of being just platonic friends or dating or whatever. anymore than that i guess time will tell.
I am not rich, im the type that will treat you nice, not yell at you.
Im a single 5ft7 43yr old
all my gfs have weighed more than me, i dont believe a persons weight defines their beauty.
im not religious at all, racist, prejudiced or biased towards skin colour, sexuality or anything else.

i dont have kids, but i dont dislike them, but i have no intention of having my own kids at this point. (i mean i dont want to make babies)

i like most music (rock, metal, industrial, electronica, punk etc etc), but i am not a country music fan.
i like to download movies alot and have movie nights, and dont watch reality tv shows.
i use sarcasm and wit alot, i have a sense of humour, so im looking to chat with a female who has a good sense of humour.
i dont have my life all planned out, i go day to day.
i like computers and electronics, and geeky stuff, collectables (mostly transformers or teenage mutant ninja turtles) it would be good if you understood collectables, kinda like big bang theory guys, but not as bad as those guys, well maybe lol. (check out my interests please)
i like to know how to do things myself and not rely on others.
I do actually take the time to read profiles.
I do enjoy movie nights at friends places.
Im looking for someone with similar interests who is honest.
perhaps a geek girl who understands geekdom and collectables and anime.
i rarely ever drink, i never drink beer, its just never been my thing (i prefer 420).
i smoke occasionally, not alot, avg 1-3 a day, and dont smell like an ashtray, yes its a bad habit i know, im not perfect.
i 420 on occasion, i believe its definitely no worse than alcohol.
Due to issues with anxiety and some chronic pain (420 is the most effective) im currently not working, but i am not looking for a sugar momma, i would always expect to pay for myself.
but if your only interested in starting to see if there can be a friendship first and not rush into anything then that shouldnt matter, should it?

if you see me and my unique looking car around town dont be afraid to say hi

**I don't subscribe to the A-list, so if you've liked me I won't know unless you message me**
maybe you could send me a message :)

i am also on another somewhat free dating site P.O.F. website under the name - severepayne

first date/meeting - something casual, and easy going, whatever we both decide is best, maybe just a coffee shop, but its open for discussion.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to figure it all out
I’m really good at
figuring out how to fix stuff or accomplish stuff on my own, not being dependant, being reliant upon myself
The first things people usually notice about me
that i look younger than my age
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
fav movie - the burbs with tom hanks

fav music - a variety, most things except country
only and familiar with very little of the top 40 stuff

food- italian
The six things I could never do without
sex (obviously)
movies or internet lol , heck i dont know
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the state of the world and the corruption in it
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever comes up, or staying in, doesnt matter
You should message me if
you are open-minded, not very religious, or superficial or worry about "Keeping up with the Joneses", are nice , honest, have a "good" sense of humour, and do not want to play relationship games and we have similar interests such as...

computers, watching movies together, a natural looking woman, sex, sarcasm, laughing, cuddling, friends, conversation, video games, nintendo, xbox, sony playstation, Marvel, DC, not judgemental, not materialistic, mario, txting, cuddling, pizza, hiking, walks, thunderstorms, music, concerts, UFC, technology, zombies, sound of waves hitting the shore