sexlazer420
26 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
Stevie Nicks but an out of shape man
What I’m doing with my life
-Inventing electricity
-Selling gently used pants behind the Petco
-Inspiring children on an hourly basis
-Laundry
-Avoiding eye contact with all ferns
-Thinking about boats of various sizes
-Trying to meet some dads
-Getting excited when the choo-choo comes by
I’m really good at
-Horses
-Lying real still so the bear won't see me
-Handshakes
-Meeting your dad
-Remembering to wear socks
-Pretending that I'm wearing socks when I forget to wear them
The first things people usually notice about me
-Beautiful haircut
-Terrible fashions
-Especially my poor collar maintenance
-Small nose
-Seems interested in meeting their dad
-Appears to be a large bird
-The most handsome man that ever walked the planet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Books are great!
-Ho boy does this guy enjoy movies!!
-TV shows? You kidding me? Sign me up!!!
-Music is so important and cool!!!!
-C'mon who doesn't love eating some of that delicious food!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
-Earth Wind and Fire
-Shit that's four
-I'm gonna die cold
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Smooth wet stones
-Dunking a basketball into a hoop
-Means of escape from this dark prison
-Whether I even want to escape
-If I existed before this place
-Will I exist again should I ever leave?
-Do I exist now?
-How cool and sexy I look when I'm thinking about stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
-Playing it cool
-Takin it easy
-Catching you on the flip side
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-My father is the president right now he's the one on the TV
You should message me if
-You've had or performed an exorcism
-You aren't a bunch of snakes in a bag
-You like to boogie
-You know Greg!!! He's the best.
-You want to get me hella pregnant
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