sexlazer420
26Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I don't think I can change my name at this point but also I'm not really mad about it

Christine McVie is a better songwriter than Stevie Nicks
What I’m doing with my life
-I work at a law school
-I pursue Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism at night and Syndicalism on the weekends
-I sell gently used cargo shorts behind the Petco
-I do improv and sketch comedy I'm sorry
-I like getting excited when the choo-choo comes by just like everybody else
I’m really good at
-Sports
-Getting good grades
-Respecting my elders
-Handshakes
-Meeting your dad
-Remembering to wear socks
-Pretending that I'm wearing socks when I forget to wear them
The first things people usually notice about me
-Beautiful hair
-Terrible fashions
-Especially my poor collar maintenance
-Small nose (in a good way)
-How the hell am I supposed to know what people notice about me? What a silly thing to presume to know anything about
-Quick to argument and overreaction
-Truly a big sweetie though
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My answer is "mostly hipster bullshit" for all of the above
Six things I could never do without
-crashing my hot air balloon into the Flame Broiler on La Brea
-kindness
-tenderness
-helping others
-committing crimes
-horse lies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trying to eradicate all oppressive hierarchies and make the world a marginally better place to be while never being wrong about anything ever and also looking cool and making friends and maybe not even friends so much as nobody ever thinking an ill thought of me because that just sounds awful but also not caring what people think because I'm beautiful and perfect and I've never made a mistake
On a typical Friday night I am
-Playing it cool
-Takin it easy
-Catching you on the flip side
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm unsure who I am or if I've ever been and what exactly I'm supposed to do at any point really but I do know one thing and it's that I'm not sure I deserve to be loved but also idk I'm stupid and wrong all the time
You should message me if
You want to talk to me or if you want to tell me to not talk to you
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