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My self-summary
Stevie Nicks but an out of shape man
What I’m doing with my life
-Inventing electricity
-Selling gently used pants behind the Petco
-Inspiring children on an hourly basis
-Thinking about boats of various sizes
-Trying to meet some dads
-Getting excited when the choo-choo comes by
I’m really good at
-Meeting your dad
-Remembering to wear socks
-Pretending that I'm wearing socks when I forget to wear them
The first things people usually notice about me
-Beautiful haircut
-Terrible fashions
-Especially my poor collar maintenance
-Small nose
-Seems interested in meeting their dad
-Appears to be a large bird
-The most handsome man that ever learned how to walk even if it's not exactly the normal way people walk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Books are great!
-Ho boy does this guy enjoy movies!!
-TV shows? You kidding me? Sign me up!!!
-Music is so important and cool!!!!
-C'mon who doesn't love eating some of that delicious food!!!!!
Six things I could never do without
-Earth Wind and Fire
-Shit that's four
-I'm gonna die cold
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Smooth wet stones
-Dunking a basketball into a hoop
-Means of escape from this dark prison
-Whether I even want to escape
-If I existed before this place
-Will I exist again should I ever leave?
-Do I exist now?
-How cool and sexy I look when I'm thinking about stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
-Playing it cool
-Takin it easy
-Catching you on the flip side
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Bicentennial Man starring Robin Williams was loosely based on my life
You should message me if
You want to talk to me or if you want to tell me to never talk to me or if you have some secrets to share like how I can improve my banana bread.
The two of us