26San Luis Obispo, United States
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My self-summary
I grew up in Mianus. Its cool. But enough about Mianus, I don't want to suck it dry, I like turtles. Am a crazy dude who will make your night the best youve ever experienced.
What I’m doing with my life
I studied turtles at Connecticut Tech. Right now I'm going to clubs and doing my famous "boom boom pow".
I’m really good at
Playing the recorder. Answering questions about turtles. Being a straight up G. Those who I've been with say i know how to use my junk in bed. Sex, just saying yo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a rat and I jump on bandwagons when a sports team wins.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Twilight series. The novel "Powerful Women". I listen to Coldplay. I love to eat scrumptious pastries and blue Kool-aid.
Six things I could never do without
My friends and family back in Mianus.
Long walks in the park
My Rx8
Idolizing Splinter from TMNT
Perfecting the somersault
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Swimming with turtles. Ryan Seacrest. Why hotdog packages come in quantities of 6 but hotdog buns come in 8. My abs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Talking on Facebook about things nobody cares about. Donating to Barbara Streisand's charity. Hopefully getting it on!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a bathing suit when I take a shower.
You should message me if
If you want to hear about Mianus, why people call me sexsauce, and if you just want to get to know me. I really just want some female companionship!! Want to send me some naughty picks;)
The two of us