And then you get really pissed when some dude in a shitty band is getting laid because he's all comfortable on stage in front of people. Meanwhile you're stewing to yourself because you are SO MUCH BETTER at the fucking guitar than him, like A MILLION TIMES BETTER, you practice EVERY FUCKING DAY, and you groom your nails perfectly with this crazy sandpaper that you can only buy at one store in San Francisco, but it's the only thing that gets you that ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT tone. That guy doesn't do that shit. He puts his guitar down in front of his dick where he can't even really reach it and plays three chords, but he is soaking up all the goddamn pussy because you girls don't actually fucking care about the real quality of anything. You just want a loud guy who is the center of attention. Well fuck off. Three years from now he'll be bagging groceries. And he's going to cheat on you. Go fuck yourself.
Anyway. I'm really good at guitar.