30Fredericksburg, United States
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My self-summary
I have many interests, but my passion right now is doing stand-up. I've always made people laugh, so why not do it professionally? I'm pretty laid back and I've mastered my emotions, so it takes a lot for me to become mad at someone.

I am funny, outgoing, and intelligent.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to become a full-time comedian/writing a script for a movie and hopefully meeting Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, brewing my own beer, critiquing movies, testing my athletic ability, learning new games of any variety and I'm trying to learn new languages since I travel so much.
The first things people usually notice about me
My arms. Girls and guys say I have big and nice arms. So, I guess arms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read books that will help me out in the real world. These books include body language, Stock Market books, NLP, Scarcity, leadership, and humor books. I have over 1300 movies so narrowing it done can be pretty difficult, but I like comedy, action, sci-fi, and drama. Lastly, I enjoy cooking for others and it's normally healthy and tasty.
Six things I could never do without
Friends, family, TV, cerebral cortex, cellphone, and my car (I'm a traveling man) Italy in the summer of 2015, Paris in January 2016, Canada last April 2016, Ireland and England this past summer 2016, Germany this past September 2016, Greece in the summer of 2017, and Japan in 2018!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, how to become even more awesome, traveling, relationships, and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, doing stand-up, or at home. I'm up for almost anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to have an all white half-wolf/half German Shepard.

I'm running for Vice President in 2028. (I know I'm a comedian, but this is no joke)
You should message me if
You have qualities that make a great woman.
You can keep pace with my ambitions.
You understand how to converse with a man on an intellectual and sarcastic level.
The two of us