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My self-summary
I have been told by more than one person that I am louder than God. Also, I only have awesome friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly working. I work in TV so I can pretend that I can make you famous.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I look exactly like Emma Stone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are for dorks. Duh.

Movies are for cool guys like me.

TV - SNL. The Wire. Metalocalypse. Archer's Burgers. Parks and Recreation. Anything David Attenborough touches. Also enjoying the MST3K reboot.

Music - Ween, Flaming Lips, CAKE, anything with trombone, Charlie Hunter, old R&B like Carla & Rufus & Sam & Dave, Jack White's bands in chronological order, Dethklok, Christmas music year-round. Also if I say Tori Amos or some shit does that get me more laid? Is that how this works? Okay, Tori Amos. I love that song she did that one time.

I also listen to and go to a lot of stand-up comedy and comedy podcasts. Humor is important.

Food - Yes.
Six things I could never do without
If I had a magic genie and he gave me three wishes I'd ask for unlimited wishes. I bet you wouldn't have thought to do that. I bet you would've asked for world peace or something else super lame like that. Whatever. Enjoy your world without awesome war movies, I'll be in my space jacuzzi watching Full Metal Jacket again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Becoming a pet magician. Also seaplanes.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something awesome with awesome people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't orgasm unless I've consumed three whole pineapples.
You should message me if
You need help getting 3 stars on any given Angry Birds level.
The two of us