So he goes up to his friend and says, "Hey Jim, long time no see. Remember me? Steve, from high school. How have you been?"
His friend replies, "Hey, I thought that was you. I'm good. Great in fact, how have you been after all these years?"
"Yeah, that's kind of a long story. I was walking down the beach one day and I saw something sticking out of the sand."
When the genie realized I was the one, he turned to me and said "You are my new master. As my master you are entitled to three wishes. After I have fulfilled your wishes, I will consider my duties fulfilled. Please, tell me Master, how may I serve you?"
"I wish to have $10,000,000,000,000."
"As you wish, Master", and nodded his head. " The next time you check your accounts, you will find the money there."
And dude, it was true. I checked on my phone right there.
"As you wish."
Irene and I have been married for 20 years now, and she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. We have a beautiful family, and since I don't have to worry about money, we live the greatest life. We travel when we want to, where we want to, and our kids are experiencing the whole world and all kinds of different cultures. It's just the best thing ever.
Now...this is where I think I went horribly wrong.