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My self-summary
I feel about adulthood the way a dog feels when he's getting to ride in the car, but then he finds out that he's going to the vet.

Short-term I'm looking for someone to have fun with. It seems like whatever you do is more fun if you have someone to do it with, and there's a lot going on in this town. Long-term, I want to start a family. I completely understand people who don't want kids, but I'm afraid that's a bit of a deal breaker for me.

I'm really interested if you have a unique skill or hobby or subject that you can teach me about. And if you're into fitness at all, that's great. I've let my fitness slip since I got out of the Navy and started grad school and it would be awesome to have someone to run or cycle or do yoga or other sporty stuff with and get back in shape. (A few years ago I spent quite a bit on a commuter bicycle that now functions as a fairly serviceable coat rack. I'd love to dust it off again!) I'm currently working on losing weight, and not sweating when I eat.

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under three minutes. I'm not sure if that's impressive or not.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an accounting firm as a data analyst, building pricing models and calculating costs for state and federal Medicaid programs. It's as exciting as it sounds, but it pays well and I get to work with some really fun and smart people.

In 2016, I finished my MBA, and I'm already itching to get another degree. Maybe in economics, or data analytics. I haven't decided. I just really like to learn.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at public speaking. I know that a lot of people have a huge fear of public speaking, but I either never did or I've gotten over it.

I also really like to cook, and try new things in the kitchen. I find that cooking is even more fun when you have someone to share it with. I'm a big slow-cooker guy. I love that I can turn it on when I leave for work, and have something hot and ready when I get home.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told that I have a very loud voice, and a very outgoing manner. Sometimes I have a resting scowl, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite novel is "The Great Gatsby." I'm a big fan of Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, "Starship Troopers," "Dune," and "Catch-22," and "The Richest Man in Babylon." I'm also a huge fan of the Sherlock Holmes novels. I've read them all a few times. Honestly, I've got a stack of books that's been growing since I started grad school that I want to read and haven't. You should see my Amazon Wish List.

My favorite movie is probably "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington." But I also love "The Last of the Mohicans," "The Thing," "The Great Dictator," the Marx Brothers films, and "Thank You For Smoking," to name a few.

As for television, I like a number of sitcoms, but I usually prefer to watch them several episodes at a time on a slow weekend. I also enjoy a lot of UK shows like "Sherlock," "QI," and "8 Out of 10 Cats;" Also, I've really gotten into "Gotham" recently.
Six things I could never do without
1. My friends and family, of course.
2. My iPhone. I've become an addict!
3. Rum. Just, rum.
4. Coffee.
5. Warm socks out of the dryer.
6. Internet access. I know this one sounds dumb, but I always forget just how much I do online until the service is out.

I start running out of ideas then. I guess I could do without a lot of things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I want to start a television show about a Home Economics teacher who discovers she has cancer, and holds a bake sale to raise the money for her treatment. I'll call it, "Baking Bad."

I'm so, so, sorry for that joke.

I like the idea of lots of things that I'm sure would be less fun in real life than they are in my imagination. I like to think about becoming a college instructor, or opening a bar, or just traveling the world like a bum. Things like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
I live downtown, and usually hang out there after work. I spend a lot of time at the Antelope Club.

I also recently got into hashing and I'm having lots of fun with that! It's a great excuse to get out and have an adventure with fun people and beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hope you can appreciate how many photos I had to sift through to find some that don't include my cheating ex.

Also, my biggest guilty pleasure is that I enjoy professional wrestling. I'm primarily into WWE, but I'm interested in checking out some local matches soon.

Also, I'm super cheap about some things, so I drive a junker car. When it finally breaks down, I'll probably buy another junker car.
You should message me if
If you haven't already been repelled by my incredibly dry sense of humor.

If you agree that the best Doctors were the first, third, fourth, fifth, tenth, and eleventh. I also liked the sort of dark brooding tone of the ninth doctor, but thought it could have been handled better. And while I'm at it, fuck the sixth doctor. That guy was a dick.
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