sherlynn1
48 Cleveland, United States
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My self-summary
I am funny, silly and smart. I work a lot and love my job.
I hate it when I have to explain a sarcastic comment! I need to update pics, i now have brown hair but that could change. So i add this because o was asked. " you say you have an average body style, but you look thin. Can you elaborate" yes i can .,,, i am NOT thin! So, if that's what u need i am not it. It's funny that ever since i updated and said i am not "thin" the guys who were sending me messages have stopped! Good to know! BTW , i am not thin but by no means am i fat either.
What I’m doing with my life
I am the mother of two teenage daughters. I work every day to help ensure a womens right to choice.
I think I am really funny and should be a stand up comedian ! For now, I will settle for making my co workers laugh and feel really uncomfortable .
I’m really good at
My job and coming up with reasons to just stay home. Not from work but from social events.
Picking a great beer! Making people laugh ( yes, most of the time they are just laughing at what an ass I am)
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile
Then.... " wow she's an idiot"!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy watching documentaries, ( not to be a douche) love the old two and half men, Glee, vampire diaries. I love to read a great book but never have the time. Favorite movies, Forest Gump and Pulp Fiction.
The six things I could never do without
Ok, besides the obvious of my kids, job, phone blah blah boring !
Netflix
Beer
Burgers
Coffee
U of M football
Other stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I should have gotten done today and need to do tomorrow.
Why it is that I am so awesome but have always made really bad decisions in men. Ha ha any advise?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home in my jammies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ummmm such a stupid question.... Lets see I once ok maybe twice peed myself in public. And no not while drunk!
I don't have an emergency contact! :(
You should message me if
You think you can make me laugh. And you don't care that I have peed myself in public possible more than once .
You get sarcasm and are not easily offended! I can use you as an emergency contact
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