37Crewe, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Tall, friendly guy with a dry, cynically optimistic sense of humour who is looking to meet new people but wondering just what he's getting himself into by uploading this profile...
What I’m doing with my life
I recently bought my first place and took the giant leap from 'paying the rent' to 'paying the mortgage'. This was an extremely grown-up and sensible move which is the sort of thing l try not to let happen too often!

Having moved into my Crewe Penthouse Suite (habitability update: I even have curtains in my room now!) much of my evenings involve finding places for all of my worldly possessions once I take them out of the boxes they currently sit in, assembling Ikea furniture, and deciding what needs fixing, replacing, ripping out or painting!
I’m really good at
Catching spiders humanely and throwing them outside. Mentioning the elephant in the room. Listening to friends and giving sensible advice which I then don't follow myself. Making obscure pop-culture references which nobody else gets. Not letting exhaustion, sobriety, aching feet, or common sense stopping me from carrying on dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, what is the first thing you noticed about me?
Six things I could never do without
My sense of humour.
My Laptop.
A warm pair of socks.
My CD collection .
Breakfast and a hot shower every morning.
A bottle of fruity cider in the fridge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would like to be when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You're fun, reasonably sane (the good kind on not-sane is ok too!), and your profile isn't littered with spelling mistakes and sms-speak.
The two of us