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My self-summary
Why do normal Oreos even exist when there's Double Stuffed?!

I like to think I'm an interesting mix of contradictions.
By day, I work the 8-5 job for my family's business. I can suit up, drive a fancy car, business quite well, be professional, and then hit the gym.

On the flip side, I'm riding horses, driving a truck and trailer, getting dirty in jeans and a t-shirt, sweating, and being the class clown who will try to make a joke about anything (frequently inappropriate), and am not above taco bell.

We can go to a fancy play downtown, or we can sit on a tailgate and bbq.

Hopefully someday I'll find someone worth locking down, but I want it to be with the right person. Maybe it's you, maybe it isn't. Let's start with, "Hey, lets go out and have fun together" and see how things go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
50% business
60% horses

I'm fully aware of the math.. because in life you have to give 110%!!!! (Sorry, me and dad-puns)
I’m really good at
*Riding horses
*Making cookies and pumpkin pie (from scratch!)
*Making caramelized apples (and with vanilla ice cream? Ooooohhh mama..)
*Math (weird, right?)
*Picking all the GOOD Jelly Beans out of the 'assorted' containers (also with all the marshmallows in Lucky Charms haha)
*"Lifting, brah", which I only say out of pure irony
The first things people usually notice about me
Awkwardly enough, it seems my ass lol. I can't even count how many times it's been slapped by total strangers. Eyes are up here!

My relentless sense of humor seems to do the trick as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Farewell To Arms
Pride and Prejudice
(Currently reading) Great Expectations

Monty Python
Anything by Mel Brooks
'Classic' 80s movies (Footloose, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, etc..)
Stupid/Awesome comedies (21 Jump Street, Anchor Man..)
Pride and Prejudice

Hmm.. I should pay more attention to what shows I watch so I can answer this.
Comedy Central and Adult Swim haha, Archer is awesome too.

Classic Rock/80's
Six things I could never do without
Horses (seriously, I don't know what "normal" people do on weekends)
Me time
Non-vegetarian friendly foods
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why/How that really fat guy over there has a gf and I dont! Duuude!
On a typical Friday night I am
At a horse show
Driving up to my family's ranch
At the gym
Bar hopping and/or line dancing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A magazine took a candid photo of me wearing riding clothes (tall boots, very tight pants), and they had to edit the picture to make it "family friendly".
If that's not private and funny at the same time, I give up haha.
You should message me if
You're adorkable, distrust vegetarians, and can handle country music and my unending/ terrible puns =)
The two of us