29 Burlingame, United States
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My self-summary
Why do normal Oreos even exist since there are Double Stuffed? Who goes, "No, I prefer the thin little ones"... AMERICA HATER!

I like to think I'm an interesting mix of contradictions.
By day, I work the 8-5 job for my family's business. I can suit up, drive a fancy car, business very well, be professional, and then hit the gym.

On the flip side, I'm riding horses, driving a truck and trailer, getting dirty in jeans and a t-shirt, sweating, and being the class clown who will try to make a joke about anything (frequently inappropriate), and am not above taco bell.

We can go to a fancy play downtown, or we can sit on a tailgate and bbq.

My thing says I'm looking for a long term relationship, and that is true. However, it's not going to be with just anyone. I want it to be with the right person. Maybe it's you, maybe it isn't. Let's start with, "Hey, lets have fun together" and see how things go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Ha, ok not really.. I'm riding horses, working at the family business, and riding horses
I’m really good at
*Riding horses
*Making cookies and pumpkin pie (from scratch!)
*Making caramelized apples (and with vanilla ice cream? Ooooohhh mama..)
*Math (weird, right?)
*Picking all the GOOD Jelly Beans out of the 'assorted' containers (also with all the marshmallows in Lucky Charms haha)
The first things people usually notice about me
APPARENTLY my accent.
Even though I was born and raised in the Bay Area, that hasn't stopped at least 50 people asking where, in Europe, I'm from... :P

There have also been the awkward few times when it's been my butt, lmao

Ps.. I don't have an accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Farewell To Arms
Pride and Prejudice
(Currently reading) Great Expectations

Monty Python
Anything by Mel Brooks
'Classic' 80s movies (Footloose, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, etc..)
Stupid/Awesome comedies (21 Jump Street, Anchor Man..)
Pride and Prejudice

Top Gear
How I Met Your Mother
2 Broke Girls
South Park/Family Guy/Simpsons/American Dad/Archer
Daily Show/Colbert Report
The Mentalist, NCIS, Suits
Sleepy Hollow

Classic Rock/80's
The six things I could never do without
A guitar
Hot shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why/How that really fat guy over there has a gf and I dont! Duuude!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sorry, we don't talk about Fight Club ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to be that guy a girl can brag about to her friends.
You should message me if
You're adorkable, distrust vegetarians, and can handle country music, and my unending/terrible puns =)